Due April 2009 - Episode 13 - Springy's getting married in the morning, Ding Dong the April mums will shine (or at least swell some more!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

here we go

BB I am SHOCKED to the CORE!
Somebody will come on here and raise it to a talk in a minute.

Alright, alright. For those unlucky enough to have missed out on Andrew action, you can have mine for a very reasonable hourly rate. Got to beat this damn credit crunch somehow. .

tank
Can't type

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What office in Richmond? I am rather lost (but I did use to work in an office in Richmond a while ago). Who worked where, and what went on?

(Office wasn't on Richmond Green was it?)

I had the same idea - putting DH out to stud because he does sire fine looking children and is pretty skilled in this area.

BB - lol thats it now, all this proclaiming of your innocence has had it lol

Puzzle lol at you pimping you have to wear a chunky gold chain and flares and get some chest hair now lol

BB - Bingo. I do remember you now I've thought hard about it But I had only just started working here when it all happened. No idea she had got involved with my bosses as well but not surprised, to be honest. God the things that go on in workplaces, really! I've always stayed well out of it, I had enough fun at uni.

not a tank but will the top deck of the oban to mull ferry do?

Boffin - now theres an idea, though tank's aren't readily available for shagging purpouses

BB - double decker bus ! Did they not have CCTV in those days?

Whatever ladies, I went down on DH (pre married respectabilty) in On Anon (poncey bar) in Picadilly Circus uncomfortably close to a plate glass widow.

i drank too much bourbon in a hostel in atlanta and shagged some bloke that I never saw again in the crowded hostel bar on a table top. That was some walk of shame leaving the hostel through the bar the next day i tell thee....

thanks for the love and support ladies. I must admit to generally feeling very sad today ladies. Tried going for a nice springy walk, lots of buds and snowdrops but feel very black. I can't believe how much I've been through emotionally in the past year. I try so hard to look at it all positively, and really really that's the right way to look at it and i'm very lucky. but sometimes i am just so totally exhausted and very sad and scared inside.

You all make me laugh though. glad you're all in fine spirits and smutty and silly as always.

now why didn't I think of the pimping idea before I got him snipped. He makes gorgeous children even if I do say so myself and it is because of him because though hes average himself (shhh I didnt say that) they all look like him and are stunning (moi biased?)

Puzzle!!!!! go you!!! >

Window, not a widow, that really would be distasteful.

I lived just off Richmond Green.
Small world!

oooohhhh you may have to share the award with Frekkles

ooh Schulte, now I need to know who you are!!! I am trying to picture the office and where you might be!! Are you still there??? I was very young at the time and only on placement for 18 months at the time - was an introduction to the life of PR let's say!

The Bus was a long-time ago I hasten to add - ahh young love lust!

Conker a ferry!

LOL widow!!!!
Better than porridge gun!!!

frekkles sorry you are feeling down - will need to read back to see whats happened as i have been a bit lazt after my first post of the day failed to appear so havent really caught up.

also have to keep reminding myself that this is a public forum. what we need is our commune with a few bottles of wine so we can share these stories privately.

Richmond Green is barely 3 miles from me.

and you all dare to call ME smutty!!! Pah!!

reminds me of when my parents were away my best friend stayed over for a few days. She invited a bloke 'she knew' over one afternoon. they shagged and he left. I found out after she had never met him before only spoken to him online. I don't know which bit I found more worrying.

Puzzle and Frekkles win I think!!!

Oh the walk of shame - the memories....