Sympathies to all feeling crap. I've had a glass of wine for all of you this evening .
Verso - bad luck on the night nanny. Your second may well be a little angel who sleeps and feeds like a dream. Mine is, which is a shocker after DD1 who STILL can't always do a whole night in her own bed at 3.6! BTW, I didn't mean this Mon / Wed for meeting up - more like Mons and Weds in general. This monday I have the purley way to conquer. Mothercare, ToyRus and ikea are all to be hit. And I know you'll be otherwise engaged on Wed .
Pineapple - tried with DD1, spent a sodding fortune in M and S on the fresh stuff, still had a rotten old induction. My obs told me lobster and champagne was worth a try. Apparently the champagne is to ease the disappointment if the lobster doesn't work. Did you know you can get lobster for a fiver in Lidl, my new fave shop? Might be worth a shot.
Apologies to those still waiting for their secret squirrel. I haven't bought mine yet, but promise to do so over the weekend.
Piles - they do itch, and Prep H is indeed a godsend. If you can bear it, the suppositories are really good. I have been going to the loo a lot over the last few days so hope that this doesn't mean things are happening over here. I've still got a million things to do, and the poor thing needs somewhere to sleep and some clothes to wear (all bought etc, but need to go in a drawer). Have put my neighbour on standby to rescue me some decent clothes and bits if I do have to go in unexpectedly as no bag packed here and god knows what DH would choose. BTW, is everyone heartily sick of their mat clothes? If I have to alternate the same 2 pairs of jeans for much longer, I'll go mad. Looking forward to the ceremonial bonfire in the garden once I've got my old bod back (c2011 at this rate).
HVs - saw one with DD1 for the last time when she was 3 months old. Got summoned by a HV for a "chat" about her when DD1 was nearly 3 after she ate some glue in M and S over christmas and had to go to A and E. Still refused to see her, though, as I didn't think there was much she could usefully add to my guilt. DD2's last weight was 9lb something. Given that she's over 1.5, you can tell how long it's been since I've clapped eyes on anyone for her.
Must away to bed. See you in the morning. I wonder if we'll have any more babies by then