Does anyone look as minging as me?! 3rd trimester, due 10 days...

[waiting4bambino]

Hi all, Just wanted to have a little whinge about the size of me! I have put on four stone since the start and have stretch marks on belly, sides, thighs and even down to between my knees!!

I didnt think it would be this unglamorous! And to top it off, my bump is so big it is getting increasingly difficult to wipe my own arse and muff! Does anyone else have this problem? When i ask my friends, they're either too embarrassed to admit it, or they had a neat little bump with no other side effects!!

And also, has anyone become celibate over these past few massive months? I seem to have been reborn! I'm sure my birth canal will have sealed up from lack of action when the big day comes!

Yes, I am looking forward to meeting my baby, but i also want to get back to normal! Anyone else feeling the same?

You sound like you should treat yourself w4b to something indulgent like a spa day or something.

Or could you perhaps go out for the day, have a meal out, get your hair done etc.

I put on 3 stone with each of mine and for the 2nd, had really deep stretch marks on my tummy. It does make you feel "why am doing this" but even now, 3 years after my last baby, I look at the stretch marks and smile 'cause my babies made them..........well and the 3 packets a day of salt and vinegar crisps during my 3 months of cravings!!!