Sorry to tell you Legend but it's not safe even when the baby's out. I have no stretch marks at all from my last pregnancy and was singing the praises of the Weleda pregnancy oil, whilst feeling quite relieved that at least that part of the pregnancy went well, and then my milk came in and now little boob has a lovely set of horizontal nipple to cleavage stretch marks to match the ones big boob got during puberty! Just hoping that won't happen again this time. For reference, and to avoid being misleading, the term little is being used purely as a comparison; since that time, it's some way north of an HH cup but not quite a J!
I'm another pale one who doesn't even get a hint of a linea nigra but I do get freckled nipples (haven't been topless sunbathing, honest!) and also a tan when I'm pregnant. Never happens otherwise.
I don't have the little and often problem with wee but poo is a different matter. I can feel I need to go but can't and then the baby wriggles a bit and I have to fly up the stairs to avoid an accident. Yesterday, I came back downstairs and told DH "I just made it to the toilet in time to have a poo!" and DS (who is potty training currently) gave me a sticker for successful use of the toilet. I really felt I deserved it too! I've been eyeing his potty set up in the living room quite enviously.