You know, now that you've mentioned it, my tache is a bit more obvious...
Hmmmm, I'll wait for the sun to bleach it next month, that should keep it going for a while.
I'm not sure if I want an early scan in all honesty, I'm just really very confused about it all. It doesn't help that every pg symptom I get no one else has the exact same thing so you can't compare.com.
This is my day...
5:30am wake up 'oh god, I bet it's 5:30' look at clock 'yep, thought so. Right I'll try to get back to sleep, oh wait I'll lie on my front cause that always helps'
Turns over
'Ph god, why aren't my boobs hurting?'
Go to the loo, gives a good old prod
'Oh, yep there they are'
Back into bed
'Right, sleep'
40 mins later
'Wheres the iPad? Oh great need the loo'
Another prod for good measure
'Phew still sore, Mmm not as much thom oh god it's happening, I'm a fake and I'm tricking myself into thinking I'm pg'
2 hours later 'why don't I need the loo anymore?'
1 hour later... 'Hi toilet, it's me, minion. Haven't caught up in a while, let me just sit on your face for a bit, hope you don't mind'
Breakfast time,,,'nope, not hungry'
'Feel sick, starving, I'll go and get some cereal'
Comes back with toast.
Activities between 10am and 4 pm..
'Im hungry'
'Oh god, a cramp, is it wind? Am I losing it? Will I make it to the loo in time? Arghh I'm hungry'
Go to the canteen/cupboard/nearest dustbin
'Nope, nothing. Nada. No even hungry, oh wait, I need the loo'
5 mins later 'chips! I NEEEEDDDDD chips! For the love of god, someone please throw a plate of carbs down my throat'
Picks at chips, sorely dissapointed. Throws chips away, wished I hadn't.
Shooty bum pain followed by shooty vag...'ouch, oh please don't be a cramp, quick, to the loo'
Get home.
'Dont talk to me husband, my back is hurting, I have cramps and I feel sick'
Followed by' I love you, you know that don't you? I also love chips. And cheese. What do you mean we're not having chips and cheese for dinner? Oh you're so nice, going out in the rain to get me some chips and cheese.
Sorry just didn't fancy it in the end. Made do with a ryvita. What do you mean you threw out my chips and cheese? Arrrghhhhhhhhhhh'
'Oh hello toilet'
'Oh must take my multi vit'
Voms
'Sorry toilet, you really didn't need to see that'
Has an empty stomach, ponders if I wasn't gp would I vom? What if it's just a touch of stomach flu and I'm having the longest cycle over had...
Tiredness hits just as Heston starts.. 'Yawn, so tired, bedtime. Night'
'Toilet, we meet again'
Wide awake.
Falls asleep eventually till 5:30 am where the story repeats itself.
You've gotta find the humour somewhere eh?
Ha!