My brothers ex was the the most ditsy person I have ever
They threw a Eurovision party,, and they were representing Germany, she went to the shops & came back with Brussels Pâté,
My brother looked confused and asked why?
And she said cos it was the capital of Germany,
Another time she was talking about the Irish Sea,
and she thought we where joking and had made the name up,
Oh and the 1st football game my brother took her to, she asked him how they would be able to hear the commentary above all the singing cheering etc!