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Mel B has given birth in LA.

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Megglevache · 03/04/2007 12:27

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themoon66 · 03/04/2007 12:29

I thought she was rumoured to be having twins. Is she still with Edie Murphy then?

custy · 03/04/2007 12:30

nah shes not with him and he did intimate that it wasn't his.

i think she had that baby induced for that day specifically.

he could never forget could he?

if he's been a cunt i hope she makes his life a misery

Flamesparrow · 03/04/2007 12:31

You're joking - on his birthday?!? I really want it to be his - he was such an arse!!

Not together moon - he dumped her on tv and announced it wasn't his child

princessmelTingChoccyEggs · 03/04/2007 12:32

Gosh I didn't think she was due for ages. Its a big coincidence that its come on his birthday. I agree with Custy about the induction. That can't be in the babys best interests surely.

LilyLoo · 03/04/2007 12:33

Hope she gets DNA test done ASAP and goes on tv and tells everyone what a prick he has been. Awful man ! And also get's a tidy maintenance payment too. Apparantly he didn't think she got on well enough with his mum !

Megglevache · 03/04/2007 12:33

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HoraceWimp · 03/04/2007 12:35

he's a nutter but tbh i am not keen on her either, not that I know either of them personally...

MamaG · 03/04/2007 12:36

i DID know her personally and she's a pita

didn't deserve to be dumped on telly though

kiskidee · 03/04/2007 12:39

i heard the baby is the spitting image of Eddie Murphy. stupid moustache from the 80s and all.

he is such a dickhead. it is not the first time he's done this. gives black men a bad name.

Flamesparrow · 03/04/2007 13:11

Hmmm... not once did I think of him as an evil black man...just your run of the mill w*nker

OrvilleRedenbacher · 03/04/2007 13:11

mamg
spill it

OrvilleRedenbacher · 03/04/2007 13:12

dont thin his coloru is relevant tbh

themoon66 · 03/04/2007 13:12

They probably deserve each other. He has seven or more kids already I think.

FoghornLeghorn · 03/04/2007 13:13

what has being black got to do with it ? Alot of men are tossers, whatever colou they are

themoon66 · 03/04/2007 13:13

Yes... MamaG... spill it. I'm from Leeds and my sister's best mate knew Mel B. Never gave me an opinion on her though.

KittyLetteMeEatAnEasterEgg · 03/04/2007 13:15

i think he gives men a bad name

not sure what black has got to do with it

MamaG · 03/04/2007 13:16

ooh moon I might know your sister's best mate!

when i knew her, she was just an arsy, look-at-me, I'm the Queen of everything cowbag. Basically.

OrvilleRedenbacher · 03/04/2007 13:16

HOW did oyu knwo her
we want to judge

MamaG · 03/04/2007 13:17

I can't say any more.

OrvilleRedenbacher · 03/04/2007 13:17

oh you farkign can

NO ONE TALK TO MAMAG TILL SHE SPILLS

MamaG · 03/04/2007 13:17
themoon66 · 03/04/2007 13:17

My sister's best mate was a silly cow TBH. She is/was an art teacher in a large secondary school in Bradford. Not been in touch with her for at least 8 years though. She used to go clubbing and doing drugs and stuff and knew Mel from those days.

spudmasher · 03/04/2007 13:24

People will now only speculate about you and Mel B MamaG!
Wouldn't you rather we all knew the truth than make up ridiculous stories to satisfy our own curiosity?

MamaG · 03/04/2007 13:26

I'dm uch rather you all made up ridiculous stories. more interesting

I'm under contract with the Sun arf

spudmasher · 03/04/2007 13:26

Here is my speculation...
MamaG used to be a make up artist and went on tour with the spice girls.....

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