I was on the final leg of bedtime (DD goes to bed at about 6.30 and DS at about 7.15). I had sent DS to his room to put his pajamas on while I helped DD brush her teeth.
Then there was a knock on the door. There was a very nice young man outside with a newspaper and a slightly damp t-shirt who had come to tell me that DS had just wee'd on him from the window. DS's bedroom window is directly above his balcony.
He was very understanding about it, I apologised profusely and then we both had silent giggles before I put my stern-mummy face on and fetched DS.
DS was already in tears when I called him, and came to the door and apologised when I asked him to. He has now been sent to bed early and I have locked his windows (I know, stable door and already-bolted horse).
We are moving soon and will be in a house instead of a flat, I can't wait!
Tell it's just a phase and this too shall pass (he's nearly 6 so really ought to know better IMO). I need to know that other DC have done this and not grown up into delinquents.
I'm so embarassed.