Things you regret teaching your dcs.

[DidEinsteinsMum]

This morning taught ds to blow up a balloon. innocent enough, yes but I now have balloons flying round my head and the room. Suspect I might be driven crazy by them by the end of the day.

Is there anything you have taught your dcs and then regretted?

How to wee standing up (DS's obviously) as I now have to scrub the grout on my tiled bathroom floor almost daily where they've missed!

How to whistle - you cannot believe how irritating tuneless whistling can become - day after day after day after day...

how to press the green "enter" button when putting your pin in for your switch card - aaarrrghhh "mummy, me do it, me do it, up up, me do it, wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

the word "bugger"
that the things growing on the tree in the garden are plums, which he adores (on a daily basis have to prevent him picking and eating rock hard, green, unripe plums)
a large number of embarrssing songs that he now wants sung loudly in public places

My brother has recently taught DS1 to refer to his arm muscles as his "guns".
He now regularly shouts out "Mummy, mummy! Look at my guns! Check them out!"