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"Doctor, I will be 17 on my birthday, in three days and I want a baby..."

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MmeLindt · 23/06/2009 16:09

...Can you tell me when I am due?"

Dr: When do you want to have the baby then?

Patient: On my birthday in three days

Dr: Ok. What do you want, a boy or a girl?

Patient: A girl.

Dr: You could have two or three babies

Patient: Ok, I will have two babies, a boy and a girl.

Dr: No. Wait a minute. I only have one dolly, you will have to just have one baby.

Patient: ok.

Dr: If I do get a boy, do you want a boy and a girl?

Patient: Next time, after a long while, I would like a boy and a girl.

Dr: g-i-r-l

Dr: you have to stay here in the hospital until you get your baby

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MmeLindt · 23/06/2009 16:12

"It is my birthday tomorrow. That means my tummy is big."

"You have to sleep now cause we are getting your baby tomorrow. Good night"

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ihavenosecrets · 23/06/2009 16:15

?

Ledodgy · 23/06/2009 16:15

I'm confused!

LovingtheSilverFox · 23/06/2009 16:16

erm......

MmeLindt · 23/06/2009 16:17

DD and her little friend are playing Doctors and I am shamelessly evesdropping as they are so sweet.

They just shouted "cockadoodledooooo" so it must be morning.

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Ledodgy · 23/06/2009 16:18

Oh Lol I get it now.

ihavenosecrets · 23/06/2009 16:18

Thank god for that, I thought we had a loon on our hands.

MmeLindt · 23/06/2009 16:19

They are having a crisp break and then the baby will be coming out. DD can see the head.

She is the doctor not the teenage mum.

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Gorionine · 23/06/2009 16:25

you gave me a fright MmeLindt! I thought you had completely lost the plot!

How adorable are they!

I wish I had known there was a quicker and painless way of having babies!

MmeLindt · 23/06/2009 16:28

Oh, yes. You just go to the doctor and order one. You can even choose the sex.

Oho, now they have found some more dollys and so she seems to be having triplets.

Or the doc is having one too.

DD's friend: "mine can only go in here when I am baking or cooking, you know when I cannot watch her"

She is speaking about the cot I think.

DD: "Mine will go in there all the time"

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LovingtheSilverFox · 23/06/2009 16:43

good grasp of child rearing then!

twopeople · 23/06/2009 16:51

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Twims · 23/06/2009 16:57

"She is the doctor not the teenage mum. "

ROFL

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