...Can you tell me when I am due?"
Dr: When do you want to have the baby then?
Patient: On my birthday in three days
Dr: Ok. What do you want, a boy or a girl?
Patient: A girl.
Dr: You could have two or three babies
Patient: Ok, I will have two babies, a boy and a girl.
Dr: No. Wait a minute. I only have one dolly, you will have to just have one baby.
Patient: ok.
Dr: If I do get a boy, do you want a boy and a girl?
Patient: Next time, after a long while, I would like a boy and a girl.
Dr: g-i-r-l
Dr: you have to stay here in the hospital until you get your baby