Anyone ready to give the kids up yet?

[Pawslikepaddington]

Dd (5) has just smeared poo all over the bathroom floor, landing carpet and her bedroom carpet!! She is 5!! 5 FFS!! She knows better!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

maybe we could sell them on ebay, yours and mine as a job lot to desperate Americans? I live in hope.

Poo? whats the message she's trying to send?!!!

i keep trying to give mine away for free, but no one interested, I'll even throw in DH. I'll keep the puppy and the cat though.

Hi Shesells, maybe dh was the dealbreaker?

Hmm maybe. Or could it be that dd2 is the reincarnation of Houdini and I am fairly sure that dd has family links with Lucifer himself?

Ooh! Give them up? Is that an option? I didn't know that was an option. Why didn't anyone tell me....

Street corners are made for -abandoning- leaving small spawn of satan at. Kind people will pick them up and give them -and us- a better life. Love living in a civilised society. Seriously think of Spartan mountside practice otherwise.