What can your 2 yo do?

[Rhubarb]

My little Morty - in my profile - is approaching her 2nd birthday, bless!

But I'm a trifle worried. So far she is able to say a couple of words, most notably 'Satan' and 'Die Scum'. She is also very talented at projectile vomiting and head-spinning.

But I'm aware that this is not what other children her age are doing. Should I be worried?

I think you should try cutting out e-numbers?

is she levitating? my beelzebub was levitating and chanting latin prayers backward aged 1.9

My dd could say a whole Black Mass at that age. In Latin.

This is what you get for MNing and impersonating Scottish people. It's your punishment reward.

Oh, she does bite all the heads off her dolls - that's good isn't it? And she's very good at seeing off visitors.

'Snot our fault that those visitors then go on to have unexplained accidents.

Does she mogel?

No but she does twitter.

I would just relax about it - perhaps go for a spot of gardening in your multi-glass windowed conservatory with the roof apparently safely propped open?

What, with my very sharp fork safely leaning, point upwards, against a wall?