Because I fear I'm the only person in the world to have produced a delinquent of such tender years.
Seriously, she is doing my head in to the point that I'm actually worried that I'm "unbonding" with her, and that maybe she has some sort of behavioural problem.
She hardly ever seems to play nicely with other children, but is constantly trying to scare them (e.g. shouting boo at them, or shoving toys in their faces to make them recoil iykwim).
She can't leave DS (nearly two) alone for one bloody minute. She is constantly pushing him over, shouting in his face, snatching his toys and tormenting him.
When we go out, she routinely flops down in the street and refuses to walk. This is alternated with sprinting at full pelt towards the nearest road.
I can hardly bear to go to the playground as she hurls herself in and off climbing frames like Spiderman on crack. I spend the whole time with my heart in my mouth trying to stop her from breaking her neck.
I find myself repeating requests a bazillion times.
I really hoped it was an extended terrible twos phase, but it's showing no signs of improvement.
Where have I gone wrong??????