parents of boys... a question (which I suspect I know the answer to, but indulge me if you will)

[fryalot]

Does your boy get his willy out to show everyone?

Is this frenzied willy showing something that my ds will grow out of? he's 2.

well no - but mine are 9, 8 and 4.

but they did all have a special tally for willy waving in their toddler days

Mines 5 and he gets it out to prove hes not a girl

My eldest is nearly 3 and he has kept his well hidden so far

Ds2 loves to flash his willy he thinks he is really funny. He is 5. Ds1 8 thinks it's very rude.

lol!

sorry squonky!

well ds doesn't do it.......but then he is 16

No. He did talk about it endlessly though

he also pulls his pants down and slaps the cheeks of his bum whilst shouting "booo-tttommmm" (but he got that from his sister )

I don't think he shows everyone but he's certainly been known to display it.

Reminds me of a daft conversation in the bath the other day. He asked me: "Mummy, I do have all the seeds I need to make babies when I'm grown up, don't I?" I agreed, then he pointed to his left testicle and said 'boy seeds in this one' and right 'girl seeds over here?'

I was laughing too much to put him straight!

No, they don't show it off but they do quite like holding it. THey all do - they are 7, 5 and 3.

Yup. And his bottom. And he can fart at will. And burp. And he thinks Arsenal is the funniest word in the English language. And he has a piece of plastic dog poo which is the funniest joke in the world.

He also tucks his dinosaur, his badger and his Iggle Piggle into bed at night with infinite gentleness, curls up on my lap holding a strand of my hair in one hand any my ear in the other and says I am 'the bestest mummy a boy could have" He's 7 and he is the most enchanting, funny and life enhancing person I have ever met. Apart from my dd, obviously.

Oh rrrarrrgh! DS has just started thinking it';s great fun to pul his pants down and hop about waving his willy (he is 3.8) and he will insist on clutching it all the time. Hopefully he will grow out of it before he opens his first bank account, eh?

what a lovely post, seeker. Thank you

You're welcome squonk - and apart from your three, obviously!!

Ohhhh yes, DS 6 likes to pull his pants down and announce " oooh my willy!" only around family thankfully, he talks about it continually too. DD has been know to try to show off her bits too on occasion but she is quite put out that she cant swing hers quite the same

2 boys 7 &8
bum has overtaken willy in my house as the amusing word du jour!
ha ha ha.... thats me splitting my sides with laughter..not!
(and they do grope at every opportunity, it's obviously like having your very own built in stress ball)

DS2 (who's 3) has his willy firmly grasped in his hand pretty much 24/7 at the moment. The worst of it is that he likes to have a rummage while in the pram, so often I look down and realise that he has prised it out of his nappy and it giving it a good old squeeze while we go round Waitrose. I looked down today to see him poking it with a stick.

Lol - policywonk

And then the penisey fingers ...

[goes off to wash sleeping boys' hands]

lol BALD (blimey not sure thats a good acrynom sorry!)
particularly love it when ds2 has willy in 1 hand and thumb in mouth... nice

Ach I get 'Baldy' a lot round here , no worries.

to thumb sucking

Ds is now 11, but I remember the willy waving well. They do grow out of it...eventually!

DS (3 next week) doesn't do much willy fiddling yet, unless you count when he's sitting on potty.
But he does occasionally dance around the house rolling his hips, smacking his bare bum cheeks, singing "Boom-chikka-wow-wow" (from the Lynx adverts!)
I know I should dicouraged it, but it's too bloody funny!

discourage