Whats the funniest thing your toddler has said?

[onefunkymama]

Just wondering what the funniest thing your little one has said? Dd once pointed to a lady with no hair while yelling at the top of her voice, 'Mummy why is that man wearing a dress?' I was mortified

"googies" when I said they were coming.

"Money for my pocket please Mama" (at 21 months and we NEVER mentioned pocket money to him!)

Offering passing airplanes in the sky cookies if they come down and play with him.

Saying "Hi Man" to any man he sees anywhere.

Saying "MY MAMA" then "NAUGHTY GIRL" when a girl held my hand in the park. He is only 21 months so hasnt learned politeness yet!

When you ask him if he wants to do something or eat something he says in a very high pitched false voice "NO PEEEEEEEEEEESSSE" - hasnt learned no thank you.

He doesnt say Thank you he says THANKING.

umm... seriously just come spend a day with me its excellent!!

He has an Uncle Martin. He cant say Martin so he calls him...

Marcuuuuuuuuuuuunnneeee.

he sounds really fun to be around. My little boy told me to look at all the flamingos when he was looking at sparrows!

haha I used to call flamingos pink duckies when they ran across the ocean at the beginning of Miami Vice!

How old is your DS? He sounds like a cutie too! Mine is a blast. Very very tiring but very funny. He does weird dances that he makes up. He likes to push his nudey rudey bottom up against the fan when its hot.

Oh yes, he couldn't saw 'T' for a while he said 'W' - Thomas the Tank Engine always sounded a bit dodgy! (you'll have to work out how it sounded!)

He's 3.5 now

and flamingos is a hard word to say!

LOL at the Whomas thing!! That is hilarious.

It is, dd calls them flalingalos

looks like its just us two sickos posting here

One of the finest ones we've had so far....

god thats even harder to say than flamingos! I will stick with pink duckies!

Looks that way... I was here looking for tips on toilet training but got a bit distacted

(slightly older than a toddler, must have been 3) that would probably be when asked by her aunt whether she knew where babies came from she replied "from your hairy fanny" then danced around chanting "hairy hairy fanny! hairy hairy fanny!"

don't blame you, pink duckies is easier to say

LOL that's very, very funny

oh lord the mortification!

Our dd once 'decorated' her privates with a biro 'to make her look more grown up'

ds is 3 and frequently tells me that he is going to buy me a narg narg (penis)

from tesco's

in red

lol

where does narg narg come from??

I was wondering that too

night all

night from me too - maybe all will be revealed about narg narg in the morning??

i really dont know!