As my one, all 2.4 yrs of him, appears to be shaping up into an absolute tyrant.
He has taken to ordering me around in the most imperious tone.
"Mama. Coat off."
"Mama. Hair. DOWN. (I tend to wear it up for work.)
"Mama. Shoes. OFF."
All requirements to be met, before he will deign to give me a cuddle.
He doesn't like me wearing nail polish - "take OFF!" he thunders, pointing disapprovingly at my hands..... or jewelry, or glasses.
I pity his future wife!