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So what was the naughtiest thing you did at school?

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BellaDonna79 · 11/02/2008 11:35

Just watched St Trinian's and made me think of all the questionable activities I got up to at school

At 3 scaling the stair gates at my nursery, hiding in the attic and not coming out for hours... I only reappeared when I heard my hysterical mother on the floor below, the police had been called and everything!

Hiding underneath the stage in the auditorium for an entire day with 2 friends when I was 11

Slepping with the history teacher on a 6th form trip and I was the head girl...

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lollipopmother · 11/02/2008 11:48

You slept with your teacher?!?!

All the worst things I did were bullying related, thoroughly ashamed of myself now I have to admit.

LadyOfWaffle · 11/02/2008 11:53

towards the end of yr. 11 properly bunking off school (ie. not staying at home but going into school but leqving before it started). I hid in a subway waiting for my then boyfriend, but there was cameras so I had to stand in between them! I was so so scared! and once when everyone was writing "x loves X etc. on the whiteboard, someone wrote Gordon loves Mr. Hanky, I changed the H to a W (ooooo) just as the teacher came in and with the pen in my hand, held up to the whiteboard I just blurted out "It wasn't me!" Errr, how dim can you get!

MrsMattie · 11/02/2008 11:55

Oh, I was a nightmare. I bunked off endlessly, I was rude to the teachers, I smoked (weed as well as ciggies) on school premises all the time. They should have brought back the cane for me

VictorianSqualor · 11/02/2008 12:00

Erm, probably getting drunk at breaktime then smoking in my technology lesson, or locking ym french teacher in his cupboard, or putting my cigarette out on the librarians back
I was horrible.

NatalieJane · 11/02/2008 12:05

I did a lot of things at school I am not proud of.

I think the very worst thing looking back now (though at the time it was just everyday stuff!) was embarressing my science teacher in the worst way possible, I am sure he has never forgiven me, and I don't blame him either

FAQ · 11/02/2008 12:07

oh gosh mine has to be when I was at boarding school - was about 15/16 and I crept out of the boarding house after lights out one night, with a friend, we went and got drunk and stayed out all night - did it twice actually - first time we didn't get caught, 2nd time we did

LadyOfWaffle · 11/02/2008 12:07

OMG, mine is so tame!

DoodleToYou · 11/02/2008 12:09

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ZippiBabes · 11/02/2008 12:10

i drank vodka in lesons and also listened to music through headphones up my sleeve and hiidden in my hair from the cassette recorder in my desk

this was in the early seventies lol

geekgirl · 11/02/2008 12:11

I was at boarding school for the 6th form so had to do everything naughty there - what springs to mind is having sex in the music school practice rooms (all of them )and being rip-roaringly drunk and getting busted by a teacher - the next day I successfully managed to convince my house master that I hadn't really been drunk but was in fact rehearsing for my theatre studies A level practical exam!

Threadworm · 11/02/2008 12:12

I dropped a fairy cake wrapper on the playground and had to stand by the wall as a punishment.

The shame still eats away at me.

geekgirl · 11/02/2008 12:13

I also got stoned at lunch time on a regular basis.
(am v. respectable and sensible 31 yr old mother of 3 now, I'll have you know )

BellaDonna79 · 11/02/2008 12:44

Haha, yh, but I was 16 (but in upper VI) and he was a trainee of just 21 so it wasn't too horrendous, looking back he might have thought I was 18 though... I was moved up a couple of years in school, not because I'm a super genius but because we moved about a lot all over the world when I was growing up so I just seemed to miss a some lol

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NoviceKnitter · 11/02/2008 14:05

OK so not me, but these other girls once started drinking babysham and smoking fags openly in a biology lesson. Teacher pretended not to notice and carried on with class

hunofmonsters · 11/02/2008 14:12

I was HORRID at school!

used to spend physics lessons putting on my make up (already over applied)
-every lesson i had my earphones down my sleeve so that if i pretended to lean on my hand i could listen to music

  • hit a supply teacher over the head with a metre stick (actually that was an accident)
  • smoked at the back of the class in science (all sciences)
  • used to switch on teh gas for the bunsen burners and just leave it on
-i dyed my hair in a science lesson once

I don't think i liked science much

My BEST memory of high school is actually trying to do the work properly in chemistry and we ended up having to evacuate teh school and call in some ppl in yellow suits to dispose of the concoction we had made

Saggarmakersbottomknocker · 11/02/2008 14:22

Took a bottle of whisky into classes and almost smashed it in Biology lesson (was going to mate's house and then to party straight from school).

Didn't drink any at school though

VictorianSqualor · 11/02/2008 17:00

I remember the funniest unbelievable thing I did at school that wasn't exactly naughty was taking a baby rat into class.
We had snakes growing up so when my pet rats mated my stepdad fed them to the snake and I hated it, so I tried to rescue one, and my friends at school were having them, a few people I gave them to managed to get them home during break time but one friend was going to be at school all day so we kept it in our coat pockets swapping it over everytime we got strange looks, eventually the teacher caught us and made us send it to the science labs, so we kicked off thinking it was going to be dissected.
Thankfully it wasn't.

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