My girl when 5 said with a sigh "Time goes so much faster when you get older doesn't it Mummy"
My sister used to say "night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite" to her daughter, then after years, realised what her daughter was saying at the same time was "night night, sleep tight, don't let the bunk beds bite". No wonder she wet the bed every night waiting for her bunk beds to bite!
My girl aged about 2 walked in on Daddy having a wee, and with great excitement pointed to the rude bit on show and shouted gleefully "fishy!"
In a restaurant my boy 5 asked very loudly about the bald man on the next table "why does that man have no hair?"
My girl 5 asked about a black lady stood in front of us "why has that lady got funny coloured skin?" (my step sister is black so that came out of left field).
In a busy shop queue "Hurry up! My Mummy needs a wee!" (can't recall which that was- far too embarrassing)
My daughter mid tantrum in another busy newsagents, whilst throwing packs of chocolates at me screaming "Buy me chocolate! Buy me chocolate!" (actually that isn't funny at all. I still brak out in a sweat at the recollection and it was 6 years ago).
When my Mum was visiting "Grandma, your skin is so crinkly"
Ahh, memories.