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For sale....9 yr old girl

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hennipenni · 19/07/2007 21:14

Driving me mad and it's not even the holidays! She just has to push every single boundary, argue every single point, she's selfish, obnoxious and a pain in the butt. I really despair as to what to do with her.

She is however house trained, can empty bins, tidy up after herself(in theory anyway), bright, very intelligent and far to articulate for a girl of her age. Any takers?

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DangerousBeans · 19/07/2007 21:15

Would you consider a swap for a boy?

yogimum · 19/07/2007 21:17

my brother and sister both have girls and said I should be thankful I'd had a boy
both their girls are 13 going on 18!

DrunkenSailor · 19/07/2007 21:18

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hennipenni · 19/07/2007 21:18

YES, YES, YES! as a mother of three girls- two are as hormonal as hell and the third can be a pain as well, I would gladly swap for a boy! How old?!!

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hennipenni · 19/07/2007 21:21

DS I would give her away. I think.

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DangerousBeans · 19/07/2007 21:24

11 or 9 - take your pick!

KerryMumbledore · 19/07/2007 21:28

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hennipenni · 19/07/2007 21:30

DB, I say the 11 yr old, unfortunmatly DH doesn't agree and wants the 9 yr old. So, how about a compromise? both your boys for her? I think I get the better deal

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hennipenni · 19/07/2007 21:31

Kerry, I am only willing to do a swap. She quite petite so would cost much to post either!

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onlyjoking9329 · 19/07/2007 21:32

ok i will swop i have twin girls 13, don't all rush at once

hennipenni · 19/07/2007 21:35

OI, only jocking, I've still got a 12 yr old and a 6 yr old to get rid of yet. Do you think we could get rid of all four together?

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onlyjoking9329 · 19/07/2007 21:37

i have DS who is 10 too, i could do them as a package, please agree before you view my profile

hennipenni · 19/07/2007 21:42

Ok only joking, I'll have your DS and also dangerousbeans DS's. 3 boys are sure to be easier work than 3 girls aren't they?

DB have you found that courier yet?

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southeastastra · 19/07/2007 21:44

you can have my 5 year old, i'm keeping the 13 year old one, he only needs chocolate and is dead easy to keep

onlyjoking9329 · 19/07/2007 21:44

just off to parcel him up.
TIP, stock up on sleep whilst you can, he only needs 4 hours

SleeplessInTheStaceym11House · 19/07/2007 21:46

anyone fancy a girl 2.8yo????

pleeeeaaasssseeee!!

might swap for a 7-11 yo boy if house trained!

HermionesPatronus · 19/07/2007 21:46

i will gladly give my dd away for free!!

GOD does she think she is IT grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

mine is 12 though henni so sadly you have a way to go yet!!

hennipenni · 19/07/2007 21:47

Whoa whoa, four hours sleep. I'll let DH deal with him then.

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hennipenni · 19/07/2007 21:48

Hermionespatronus, I've already got a twelve yr oldgirl I do not need another one!

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hennipenni · 19/07/2007 21:49

Sea, a lad after my own heart

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southeastastra · 19/07/2007 21:52

he also needs to be fed crisps at midnight, that's all really

onlyjoking9329 · 19/07/2007 21:52

what you really need are twin girls

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