Just spend half an hour cleaning all the finger prints of the patio doors and Dd1...

[Marne]

Has just drawn a snail on the bloody door with a wet finger

Aggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Why do i bother?

Now dh is going to think i hav'nt done any cleaning today.

I know how you feel.

I have been trying to clean up all morning and my ds has been "helping".

I took everything off the floor so I could hoover and he ever so kindly started putting everything back. Then when I moved the fireguard to hoover underneath he was like lightning and took a piece of coal from the fire (the fire hadn't been switched on)! Before I knew it he looked like he'd just fell down the chimney and it took me about 20 minutes to clean him up!

errr, why do you bother?

Not worth the effort. Like dusting.