Only a 5yr old can:

[fireflyfairy2]

Stand in front of her teacher, snake her hand down the front of her pants, itch her fanjo & smell her fingers, all without batting an eyelid or break in what she was relaying, very importantly, to the teacher

PMSL!!!

lmao! so true

my 4 year old charge told me "my daddy has a VERY big willy today at breakfast"

never crossed my mind to think of a 5 year old having a fanjo, sounds a bit odd doesn't it?

( of course I know it isn't, I just associate the word with grownup women)

First time I introduced my 4 year old ds to my new partner, ds entered the room wearing his pyjama bottoms covering his head and face and completely naked from the waist down. I sent him off to put his bottoms back on and when he returned he said to dp "When I had my pyjama bottoms on my head just now, I could smell my willy!" There was a brief (horrified) silence which he broke by trying to tug dp's trousers down saying "Go on, you try it!"

Oh fluffskin ROFL

Hana... should I have said "front bottmom" instead??

firefly, dunno?? just sounds odd a bit

fluffskin - hahahaha!!!

I agree it does, but couldn't think of a better word at the time... & I know fanjo is a word that everyone knows what it is...

PMSL!

I dread to think what the DTs will be saying and doing at 5. lol!