I have just had the following conversation with ds (19 months)

[Miaou]

Him: (holding a toy sheep in each hand)

Me: Oooh what have you got there, ds?

Him: Horse.

Me: No they are sheep. SHEEP.

Him: Eeep

Me: Sheep.

Him: Peep

Me: Sheep

Him: Peesh

Me: Sheep

Him: Horse

ahhh bless him

hehehehehehehe.That's fantastic

. Just finished chuckling to myself when my ds (aged 3) came up to me and said he needed something to draw on. I gave him some paper out of the printer, and he replied "is it real paper" Not sure what he thought it was really

That's what's so wonderful about children. Can be really naughty all day and then come out with something like that and make it all better.

kids talk are wonderful arent they !, last night at dinner , it was just me and my dd , she suddenly she whispered to me ' Ive made you a candle at nursery for mothers day ' I asked her why she whispered to me when there was no one else in the room - she said ' its a secret !'..hee hee now I will have to act surprised on mothers day!

ah bless, that's so sweet!

having somthing similar here with DD. Look, an elephant "yeah, rabbit".. No, elephant "rabbit". ele "ele" phant "fant" elephant............"rabbit"

my Ds 2.6 followed my into the loo the other day and was studying me carefully as i had a wee and then said "Mummy, you have got whiskers on your bum". i couldn't help but die laughing and then made a mental note ot have abit of a tidy up down there!!

I went to the loo the other day and DS2 came in (23 mo) pointed and said his word for spider

ROFL mumofmonsters!!!!!

Miaou, I am reminded of the inability of my ds2, aged 20 months, to say "sheep". He does love them though. I have a nightshirt with pictues of sheep on (ancient, from M&S) and whenever I wear it, as soon as he wakes up he points excitedly at me and shouts "beetch".

please write these down so you dont forget them,my children said some lovely things when they were tiny but I have forgotten them now.

Maybe not yours though ABWAB UNLESS ITS WHEN HES OLDER AND HE BRINGS HIS GIRLFRIEND ROUND
[WINK]

My dss, when he was about that age, used to call plums, clowns. My theory is they reminded hime of the clowns's red noses...

SORRY
that flippin capslock

When ds1 was 2, he stroked my leg and exclaimed "Fur!"

He's FAB, Miaou!

I had this conversation with ds (23+mths) the other day:

Him: crouching beside the upturned wash basket 'oooh puppy, awww cute, lovely puppy'

Me: 'Oh have you got a puppy there under the wash basket'

Him: turning basket over and taking something tiny out and cupping in his hands 'Yes, lovely puppy, awwww soft puppy'

Me: very curious 'let me see'

Him: 'look lovely puppy' holds out a cupped hand to reaveal a MELON PIP!!!

Soph that is very veyr funny

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

We often visit a farm where there are wallabies. For ages DS1 called them 'wobblies' - so sweet and I'm now sad that he can say 'wallabies'.

My DS at about 2 yrs old, when my mum used to mind him. He knew that if Grandad wasn't there he was often either at work ... or golf:

DS: Where's Grandad?

Mum: He's at work

DS: or golf

Mum: Yes, but today he's at work

DS: or golf

Mum: no ... work

DS: or golf

Mum: no DS ... he's at work

DS: or golf

Mum: OK, yes he's at golf

DS: ... or work

that's funny, fridayatlast.

DS thinks that Daddy is at work or at the toilet!

DS (25 months): Di'saur
Me: It does look like a dinosaur, doesn't it? But it's a lizard.
DS: Di'saur
Me: Lizard
DS: Di'saur
Me: No, a lizard
DS: Di'saur
Me: OK, then, it's a dinosaur
DS: Lizard
Me: That's right, a lizard. Well done!
DS: Di'saur.

Think Sophable wins (melon pip...), but all are very funny. Really cheered me up.