This morning, ds1 (5.5) and ds2 (3.10) both in the bathroom
ds1: "do you know why you have to wash your hands when you've been to the
toilet? Because if you don't, Nathan won't be your friend ever again because
you'll be smelly."
ds2: "Yes, you must wash your hands when you go to the toilet."
ds1: "And if you do a poo you use soap, but if you only do a wee you only
have to use water."
Ha ha ha ha ha - I was lay in bed laughing my head off!!!