Went to hospital to see Consultant and DD (3) was with me. She was very well behaved and when the Consultant needed to do an internal scan the MW with us started to play Boo behind the curtain with her while Consultant started the scan. As any of you that have had an internal scan know they use a long probe (with plastic glove and KY on ) and insert it as needed. Just as Consultant was doing this my DD burst through the curtain and announced loudly 'Mummy, why is that man put that long thing in your girlies??' The MW and Cons cracked up whereas I just lay there blushing for England.
She then came home and told DH she watched a man put his long thing in Mummy's girles while she was laying down! I swiftly explained where we had been, still can't over how funny and embarrassing it was