My 8 year old daughter is in the midst of an enormous tantrum as we've told her that she will be doing the 11+ club at school, it's an hour once a week.
She is sobbing so much that she's just vomited, I honestly feel like I have a 2 year old.
She is generally a pain in the arse but reactions aren't normally quite as full on as this! I'm drinking gin but really want to tell her to shut the fuck up and get on with it.