....and other delightful things kids have said to you in the throes of a tantrum that would be awful if we took them personally. Along with the aformentioned, I've had:
"I want you to go home now."
"You're so mean, you're like a bad Transformer!"
"You're my arch-nemesis!"
"I think I hate you. But just a little bit."
And before she was talking properly, one mindee used to pick up my shoes and throw them out the front door as I was getting ready to leave.