you know you've had a long day looking after a toddler when...

[Twattergy]

You have your first poo of the day at 8pm

You've eaten a kitkat, a banana...yes, that's all

you consider it a major victory that no item of you're clothing has snot stains on it

This week as I was saying goodbye to a friend I said "Have a nice weekend".

It was Tuesday

I took the kids to a kids cafe on tuesday and when we arrived (after having stopped at the shops en route) ds1 asked loudly "Mummy, why am I still wearing my slippers?"

First day of potty training DD and, after exhausting all clean pairs of trousers leggings, I pop to the shop with her in her last 3/4 length pair - the 'nice' lady at the till says,"your poor little legs must be frozen". I don't know whether to cry or throw my shopping at her!

LOL mummy2benji !!

Dd (20months) still enjoys a nap most days, sometimes for up to 2 hours. This usually happens at around 2-3pm and means I have to push bedtime back. She knows I enjoy Hollyoaks so likes to scream and laugh and shout all the way through it
When theres been no nap I am absolutely over the moon to put her to bed at 7pm.