They pick their moments to be honest. [blush]

[stoppinattwo]

thought of this thread when i read the one about thinks they say that make you larf.

My DCs have told their grandma they dont want to sit on her knee because she smells funny.

They told a man on holiday my dad says you look like a smakhead (they didnt know what it was of course), DH had made the comment quietly to me about 2 seconds earlier.

whoops!

I was at the doctors with ds (4) and there was a man opp us, and ds said in a loud voice "what's that lady reading" I whispered to him that he was a man WHAT came the reply from ds. I repeated again. Then 2 mins later Mummy what's that Lady reading, its as if it was the first time he had asked me. Mind you the man must of been abit deaf as not to hear all this as there was only us and him there in the waiting room. And also to be fair he did look a little like a woman but of course a lot in my ds eyes.

ds (23 mo) has not quite grasped that people don't crap everytime they go to the toilet.

Went to busy John Lewis at weekend and took ds into toilet cubicle with me - only needed to pee. He said Mummy poo poo louder and louder until I could hear the people outside giggling!
Needless to say I waited 5 mins before coming out.