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That will teach me to look on here whilst kids are around

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salsa · 02/02/2006 18:45

DD and DS were happily playing in their rooms so I decided to come on here. DS aged 4 was doing a puzzle and so DD aged 3 decided to strip off and wee in the puzzle box. I walked in to see her pouring the contents from the box to the lid and back again.
She is a naughty little girl but she has never done anything so gross before.
Thats all!

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colditz · 02/02/2006 18:49

pmsl at the image.

That'll teach you to play Educational Pouring Games with her.....

salsa · 02/02/2006 18:50

I know it was naughty but I did struggle to keep a straight face as it was quite inventive on her part.

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Pinotmum · 02/02/2006 18:51

LOL. My 3 yo ds came to me this morning singing "make way for snotty" (to the tune of Noddy) and holding up a large bogey on his finger [vomit] Maybe your dd and my ds will marry one day

VeniVidiVickiQV · 02/02/2006 18:52

pmsl!

salsa · 02/02/2006 18:53

pinotmum, I am glad mine is not the only one.

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nulnulcat · 02/02/2006 19:06

i found my handbag full of yoghurt earlier! and was on here other night whilst she was happy in bath went to found she had washed and conditioned her own her with my v. expensive shampoo and conditioner - the whole of each bottle!! and had found my dior shower gel to have a wash with!! at least she smelt nice

salsa · 02/02/2006 19:17

My dd also put a little bottle of fairy dust in my bag without the lid on. I didn't realise until I came home yeterday and looked in the mirror. My face was covered with glitter. Basically the glitter was on my phone my keys my purse etc and so every time I touched something then touched my face, well you can see the pattern.

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nulnulcat · 02/02/2006 19:21

more and more things are starting to live on top of the kitchen cupboards out of her reach problem is im not very tall so they tend to be out of my reach too!! think maybe the cats should move up there too and i might join them!

sunchowder · 02/02/2006 19:32

These are great! My DD (11 1/2 years ago), took off a wet nappy, folded it and filed it in one of my work file cabinets! The files smelled delicious about a week later!

salsa · 02/02/2006 19:34

I added to a thraed the other night that DD managed to climb on a stool and then onto the kitchen counter to reach a pair of scissors. She then cut the sleeve off her top and was just starting on her vest when I caught her. She manages to do things so quickly. I was only in the bedroom putting the washing away.

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nulnulcat · 02/02/2006 19:36

my brother got hold of scissors when he was little and chopped my plaits off you were lucky it was only her clothes that got scissor treatment

salsa · 02/02/2006 19:37

She would never touch her own hair as she loves it but I think she would happily chop off her brothers.

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sunchowder · 02/02/2006 19:38

None of mine ever cut each other's hair...thankfully!

nulnulcat · 02/02/2006 19:39

read an article with a so called child care experts advice on mischevious toddlers and she said that no child under 3 should be left on there own at any time of the day for even a minute!! since found out although she worked as a nanny she didnt have her own kids mine even manages to do stuff when im in the same room!!

salsa · 02/02/2006 19:40

When they were both in nappies and I was using sudocrem she got it and smothered her brother in it whilst he slept on the coach. He slept through it bless him. I could go on and on she is always up to something.

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nulnulcat · 02/02/2006 19:41

am quite lucky she tends to shout im being naughty when she does stuff now apart from the bathroom incident thing is though half the stuff i find it really hard to keep a straight face let alone tell her off!

nulnulcat · 02/02/2006 19:42

cat has been sudocremed and her! how do you get it out of the carpet by the way? vaseline was another messy one why cant you wash these things off?

salsa · 02/02/2006 19:46

We have tiles and wooden floors so no probs there I'm afraid.

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