Thanks Ds!!

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Took ds aged 3 to toilet in cafe rouge today, he went first and I was just doing my business when he piped up in a nice clear voice "Have you not got a willy Mummy?"!!! Was slightly but more and PMSL literally, I had tears running down my face, as toilet was packed! DH said, when I arrived back at table in hysterics, it could have been worse, he could have said "You've got a willy"!

Anyone else got any cringe moments thanks to their dear children?!

pmsl!!

i took my 3yr old sister into tesco cafe toilets and she says in her loud voice 'why have you got hair on your lady bum'. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DS2 used to give a running commentary of what he was doing and then announce it all loudly to DH and DS1 when we got back from the table...

PMSL faeriemum, me and the DH just had a giggle at that!

DCDO I thought that's what he was going to say, he has done that to me a few times "Are you having a poo Mummy?"! or his latest 'toilet' phrase, "Wee makes you poo sometimes doesn't it?!" Delightful!!

You just know that even if you weren't doing a No.2, the whole toilet would think you were after that little announcement!

lol

When dh takes ds1 to public loos, ds always loudly announces,"Daddy, my willy is small but yours is HUGE"

Much muffled guffawing from other occupants of the loos usually follows

my little boy asked his Grandpa...'Have you got a big willy like Daddy?' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whilst in a public toilet my friends dd loudly enquired: 'Is your willy hiding under all that hair mummy?!'