Today the girls are screaming round the house, DD1 has a voice that has no volume control, always loud. They have spat water all over DS, They won't leave the kitten alone, DD1 was asked to come downstairs for breakfast and kept saying 'i'm coming' and then wouldn't come downstairs. They keep on about 'butts' and laughing loudly!! Yesterday one of the girls poured fabric conditer all over the landing carpet and I had to lift the carpet because its is ruined (that was the last thing they poured over it, it has had blue sunscreen, nail varnish, make up and bath stuff poured all over it) And when I asked who did anything, dd1 will said 'dd2' and dd2 will say 'dd1' I then have no idea who did what. One of them is lying.
I don't want to be a mummy anymore