I'm just so shocked...
I discovered today that my son is a transvestite! I was picking up the clothes for the laundry and I entered his room without knocking.
And there he was... wearing a pair of my high heeled shoes! Clomping around in them, wearing nothing but female footwear and a nappy! He spat his dummy out in shock when I confronted him!
Do you think I should call the Jeremy Kyle show?