How about Slinnndörd?

[MmeLindt]

It is my name in Ikea

DD is KATRIÅNNA

DS is KÅNÅRD (which sounds like a duck)

That's great! I am RÅSSEL, DD is ÄNA and DS is KVUENTIND .

Brilliant, I am a chair and DD and DH are beds.

My name is YMMÄMI and I am an occasional table.

I am Hylligyllii and I am a rather oddly shaped chest of drawers.

i love that you've put this in baby names

I'm RUTÄIKKÅENBY- sweet for a baby and serious for a high court judge

I'm DÅNÄILL and a table.

DH is ÄDDÅMKE and a bed.

DS1 is ÄDDDDYSJÖNYN and a chest of drawers.

DS2 is DEXTERD a chair.

and DD is ÄURÅRKE a table

I am PSML at "please don't freak out if you are Swedish".

Hyllii, have you no accent thingummies? That is so sad.

I think my name must be very similar to your DDs Mme Lindt

I like the Action Hero Generator.

Behold Thor Maverick, Hunter of the Unseen!!!

ridiculous in a nice way. LOL. Even my DH swedish name ended up in something wierd

Umami, no accents for me

where's the action hero thing?

I am JÅULLES, a chest of drawers.
DP is RÅB, a bed.
DSD is SNATÄLLI, a chair*.
DS1 is SEBJÄSVTYANVIK a chest of drawers.
DS2 is ÅTTO, also a chest of drawers.
DD is ÄDDA, a DESK (she is surely illegitimate?! )
...unless I put her middle name in too, in which case she is ÄDDA MÅII, a chest of drawers (phew).

*her mother is JÅÄN, also a chair!

This is brilliant, and genetically sound. I like it.

Hyllii, the action hero thing was linked further down the same page. 'Tis not as good though.

I tried the Action Hero one, but could not get it to work.

MÄDDÅMMELINTT - I spent ages a little while trying to get it to work also - you can't put your own name in, you just press the button and it generates a name. Not as much fun.

My IKEA ones were crap but my action hero is

Mitch Manacle, Man of Tungsten!!!

I'm SNYKKOLLA a bed
DH is SVÅMES a chest of drawers
DS is JÖSVEPH a dining chair

RHÅNTA, a very square chair. Lovely.

Ooh, I like Man of Tungsten, Ponders, that is marvellous!

I am ÄNNDÖRD and I am also an occasional table. OH and all our dogs and cats are the same occasional table but DS is a double bed.

RÄMONNA TJ PESVT!!