I've been thinking about the ultimate Mumsnet twins, and I reckon they are called....

[seeker]

Halcyon and Agamemnon. What do you think?

Farrow and Ball.

I think Ball is a lovely strong name - people will always find something to tease a child about, and anyway it will make him stronger, he'll thank me when he's grown up. I like it and I'm going to go for it.

thats utterly inspired Seeker!!! well done