Those poor children...

[Deemented]

I have heard it all. No, i really have.

Took dc to softplay today and happened to get chatting to a woman who was there with her son and six week old twin daughters - Dolce and Gabbanna Why is there not a law against twuntish and fuckwitted names???

Good grief, that is bad.

Dolly and Gabi as soon as they have a say in it, I suspect!

When I was at school, a girls sister called her twins Tia and Maria. She was 15, too young to drink!

I know someone who worked with twins called Armani and Versace. Just... mean, really.

Yes I know a Tia Maria, poor bugger

I know of a Cartier and Armani (not siblings luckily).

Actually Dolly and Gabi are a sight better than some things - there's not much you can do with Versace, is there?

I knew twins called Dallas and Paris - although Paris liked her name prnounced Paree

Dolly and Gabi are really cute names for girl twins!

A Sikh couple I know named their daughter Armani and told everyone it is a traditional Punjabi name (I'm sure it's not, although Imaani probably is).

ha ha ha did she realise your reaction, oh to be a fly on that wall!!!

awful and cruel and somewhat chavvy!!!!

DD has twin friends called Sharona and Shania a couple of years back.

I did laugh, must admit

Dolce & Gabbana - what a terrible name. What's next? Dorothy and Perkins? Karren and Millen? LK and Bennett?

ann and summers?

lol

Bea and Kyu?

No, come on, it can't be true, can it ?
Mind you, the dd of a famous italian footballer is called Chanel.

I was chatting to my german Au Pair about silly names the other day and in germany you have to have a meeting to discuss your baby's name,and you're not allowed to call it anything silly!Not sure what is and isn't allowed though and how they decide.

OMG ! laughable

franca there was a girl @ school named Chanel,she had a sister with a much more "normal" name lol

I knew a Chardonnay once.

Poor old Dolce and Gabbana- no chance she was having you on ?

I came across a Chardonnay on a baby ward. And also a Tequila Paris, which one of the bitchier nurses scathingly suggested was how she was concieved.