Lockets, my only consolation is that my SIL married into the name. Dear god she must have loved my brother
If you think of the most common middle name of the 60's/70's and extrapolate a surname from the fact that Lorraine would have been worse, you're probably close. Using my MN nickname, I'd be Soup Doop.
In a strange quirk of fate (nicely pointed out by my dad in his wedding speech... thanks dad) the short version of my proper first name rhymes with my married surname I am doomed.
I can honestly say that this shaped my life/character. In real life I am painfully shy, have absolutely zero confidence and wouldn't say boo to a goose. Never underestimate the effect a poorly chosen name can have.