Chenille (for a girl) wdyt?

[ItsMargotBeaurEGGarde]

Unusual isn't it? I love Chenille jumpers. They're so soft. It's a nice sound too.

How about Lycra for a middle name?

I had a friend at university who swore she was going to have 3 children called Wireless, Carpet and Vladivostok because they were her favourite words!

I shouldn't know this, but it was actually 'Sable Colby'.

Carpet? lol at that being somebody's favourite word. Makes a change from wood floors throughout though.

I used to work with a guy, whose surname was Silk funnily enough, seguing nicely into this convo, anyway he was going to have children called Alpine and Milano.

I told him they sounded like loo cleaners. I wonder if there's a little Milano Silk out there. I doubt it, because looking back on it that was such an unlikely conversation to be having with a heterosexual man.

My aunt lived next to a girl called Precious Hymen. I kid you not. That was when she decided that she had to move out.

omg, that's the worst I've ever heard and the worst I will ever hear.

ooooo no...I'm usually a fan of the unusual, butthose jumpers put my teeth on edge

Hahahha, I mean 'but those', not butthose

d'you think precious hymen ever lost her virginity?