If you had Octuplets, what would you call them?

[Lawks]

Mine would be

Oscar Alfred
Solomon Jay
Arthur Dylan
Eric Sebastian
Jack Gordon
Clementine Joy
Noa Lili
Gorgiana Amber

(I had 5 boys and a girl. You can have any combination you like ).

Phoebe
Hiedi
Sky
Alice
Leo
Jamie
Jack
Harry

All my favorite names, then i would go and committ myself to the local asylum and watch them from afar while i rocked in my padded cell.

Tristan James
Evan Lucas
Zachary Andrew
Noah Robert
Francesca Juliet
Isabel Valentina
Eden Grace
Alexa Catherine

Oscar
Christian
Toby
Umberto
Phoebe
Luke
Ellis
Tabitha

See what I did there?

(OK, so I wouldn't choose Umberto, but the others I would)

Hugh
Pugh
Barney McGrew
Cuthbert
Dibble
Grubb

Flack

and Chippy I supppose

yan,tan,thethera,pethera,pimp,sethera,lethera,hovera

or perhaps

onethurum,twothurum,cocktherum,qutherum,sethurum,shatherum,wineberry and wigtail

Not sure about pimp though ,might change it to pip

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Bob.

MegaReallyTiredJunior the 1st, MegaReallyTiredJunior the 2nd, MegaReallyTiredJunior the 3rd, MegaReallyTiredJunior the 4th... MegaReallyTiredJunior the 8th

I would also have to change my username on mumsnet

Hamish
Edward
Theo
Bruce
Annabel
Claudia
Sorcha
Talulah

Octavia
Ottalie
Octopus
Ochayethenoo
Olivia
Oliver
Oscar
and
Octagon

Ay, Bea, Cee, Dee, Effie, Gee and Haitch.

River
Fern
Willow
Ash
Cedar
Hazel
Heather
Venus

(am liking the popularity of solomon on this thread, i've got one of those )

actually no, i'll have ciel instead of heather.

would call them all bob, being too tired to figure it out

Ipp
Dypp
Sky
Bloo
Hoo
Zitt
Nott
Choo

I'd go for top politicians. So
Gordon
Jack
Ed
Alistair
David M
Hilary
John
Alan

Might swap David M for a Boris.

don't think i'd be able to think of names i'd be a messy heap in the corner rocking

the thought of 8 babies fills me with the urge to jump off the nearest bridge, but my top 8 names are :

Jessica Helen (DD1)
Rebecca Alison (DD2)
Daniel James (DS)
Matthew John
Adam Mark
Emma Marie
Isaac Paul
Chloe Sophia

Maria
Liesl
Friederick
Louisa
Kurt
Briguita
Marta
Gretl

Ah f*ck it, I'm having dodecaplets and calling them

January
February
March
April
May
June
Julie
Augustus
September
October
November
D ecember

Hugh
Pew
Barney
McGrew
Cuthbert
Dibble
Grub
Extra

8 bouncing boys which I would put into immediate training for the Olympic rowing eight in 2030.

oh SHOOT sorry, never do an allegedly 'witty' post without reading all the other posts, have done this twice this week. [slaps unfunny self]

I'd have

Sylvia Mary
Winifred Suzanne
Brice Peter [keep dh happy]
Allegra Margaret
Francis Patrick
Erica Therese
George Matthew
Dexter Michael

Caden James
Evan John
Oliver Charles
Declan William

Lila Rose
Seren Hope
Connie Mae
Isabelle Grace