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(copying from another thread) Describe these people

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wisdomrequired · 31/01/2009 20:21

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Unwelcome · 31/01/2009 21:33

Eva - her mother's and grandmother's favourite. Regularly gets detention and possibly gets expelled from school despite her family thinking she can do no wrong
Jasmine - Her name is the most interesting thing about her.
Scarlett - speaks too slowly
Esme - she's 75, was a bit of a goer in her day and likes to tell you all about it

Tristian - posh, equally good looking girlfriend who cries a lot.
Charlie - friendly, has high blood pressure, dont trust him
Sebestain - misplaced confidence
Finley - sounds like a company that makes frozen ready meals
Xavier - porn name
Joshua - always shouted at as a child, goes to strip clubs too much as an adult

wisdomrequired · 31/01/2009 22:17

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smartiejake · 01/02/2009 14:25

Eva- hard nosed city executive type.
Jasmine- smiles alot but not much between the ears.
Scarlett- lively
Esme- calm and wise

Tristian- public school type.
Charlie- jack the lad/ ladies man- calls women "babe"
Sebestain- Tristian's friend and a "Bloody nice chap"
Finley- cool and sophisticated
Xavier- pretentious jumped up artisitic type.
Joshua- gentle and kind

SoMuchToBits · 01/02/2009 14:41

Eva - fairly quiet, but confident. Neatly dressed.
Jasmine - quite pretty but not very bright.
Scarlett - a real madam, far too grown up for her age.
Esme - a bit prim and proper.

Tristan - public school snobby type
Charlie - a right character, always getting into scrapes.
Sebastian - similar to Tristan.
Finley - confident and quite sporty.
Xavier - a bit poncey. Very vain.
Joshua - very middle of the road, reasonably good at lots of things, not outstanding, but has loads of mates.

kidcreoleandthecoconuts · 01/02/2009 14:43

Eva - Brunette beauty who has a thing for married men.

Jasmine - Boarding school snobby teen who likes to spend all of Daddy's money on designer clothes and drugs.

Scarlett - Has messy hair and wears long wool skirts and Birkenstocks. Studies Fine Art at Uni.

Esme - Uptight mother of one. Has had sex once. Husband is having an affair with the cleaner.

Tristian - City type. Plays squash.

Charlie - Blonde haired little boy.

Sebastian - Is on his 3rd marriage. Drinks too much whiskey. Often works late at the office. Likes to visit lapdancing clubs.

Finley - Little boy with snotty nose and a big heart.

Xavier - By day he's a waiter. At night he works as a gigolo.

Joshua - High school sports personality. All the girls want to date him. He only has eyes for his team mate Chuck.

lolianja · 01/02/2009 15:09

Eva - Dark-haired nurse with absurdly complex love life, fraught nerves and beautiful skin.

Jasmine - Very up-and-down. Sugar sweet one moment, snapping at all and sundry the next.

Scarlett - Loud and chirpy but naive and somewhat dim. Has an irritating laugh and wears too much perfume.

Esme - Cries a lot. Is good at Geography and despises her mother.

Tristan - Cheeky middle class type with overgrown hair and a big, goofy smile. Bordering on being square at times but good-looking and warm-hearted enough to maintain reasonable popularity.

Charlie - Smokes a lot of pot. Loves his parents, is very witty and very good with computers.

Sebastian - Spoilt man-tart.

Finley - Daft haircut. Bizarre-looking and somewhat maligned as a child, oddly handsome as an adult.

Xavier - Pretentious tosser - popular at face value but bitched-about on the quiet.

Joshua - agree with SoMuchToBits' description. Outgoing, warm, funny. Not outstanding at anything in particular but reasonably bright. Well-liked. Wears a leather jacket in late adolescenthood.

Darkmere · 01/02/2009 15:11

Im really enjoying these. Isn't it funny how some names conjour exactly the same images while others are poles apart... anyway FWIW

Eva as a small child displayed an artistic flair from very early on. She grows into a tall willowy woman who plays the piano and loves cats.
Jasmine is a quiet and sensitive girl. She moves slowly and purposefully and has a calming aura.
Scarlett is a passionate and temperamental character. She is domineering and powerful.
Esme is thoughtful and philosophical.

Tristian is ruddy cheeked rugby boy. He is a thrill seeker who will try anything.
Charlie is confident and image conscious. He is a bit shallow but a happy chap who knows how to have fun.
Sebestain is intellectual with ostentatious tastes.
Finley is a suave and sophisticated
Xavier is an international footballer with a string of potential WAGs hanging on his every word
Joshua is a handsome warmhearted boy, though will never trouble Mensa.

Bakersman · 01/02/2009 15:42

Eva - pretty, confident girl who is very popular with other kids and adults
Jasmine - shy, considerate child - teachers favourite
Scarlett - chav (sorry just my experience recently, hope I havent offended!)
Esme - don't know any, probably has funky parents, into arty music, modern art etc

Tristian - spoddy type
Charlie - bit of a little terror, lots of fun
Sebestain - posh boy, bit of a 'little lord fontleroy'
Finley - as Charlie
Xavier - has to be Spanish, very cool
Joshua - happy sporty lad who laughs alot

ScottishMummy · 01/02/2009 15:52

of course someone will inevitably rock up and say how very dare you say gluteus maximus is a dumbass name.that is my lil angels name

Katonahottinroof · 01/02/2009 16:41

Eva - Dark haired mysterious girl, stunning and serious.
Jasmine - Ginger haired and freckly, great fun everyone wants to be her friend.
Scarlett - Screechy, red faced brat (p.experience sry)
Esme - Lives in one of the council bungalows round the corner, owns several cats

Tristian - Parents tried so hard to make him posh but he went to a local comp and was badly bullied for having a stupid name. Lashed out and is now doing a 5-10 stretch in Holloway.
Charlie - Cute baby, grows up to be a bit of a chancer but still a loveable rogue.
Sebestain - See Tristian
Finley - Handsome, studies hard and is popular with the girls.
Xavier - As above but tends to be more popular with boys
Joshua - nice, normal boy.

Disclaimer - sry if offended anyone xx

ScottishMummy · 01/02/2009 17:00

Eva librarian name or mistress of adolf
Jasmine-fabric freshener associations
Scarlett-hooker name
Esme-pishy smelling old lady name

Tristian- posh but fick
Charlie- rough kid
Sebestain- parents cant spell
Finley- like it
Xavier - trying too hard,spend whole time pronouncing/spelling it to folk
Joshua - like it

hotCheeseBURNS · 01/02/2009 17:04

Eva - sensible, pretty
Jasmine - sexy
Scarlett - cool, confident, clever - this is currently my no. 1 favourite girls' name!
Esme - unconventional

Tristian - Will be called Tristan
Charlie - wears preppy clothes from Jack Wills
Sebastian - a bit poncy but I like it
Finley - surfy
Xavier - x men
Joshua - lovely name but a bit common these days

PuppyMonkey · 01/02/2009 17:07

Eva - Quite cool, but a bitch
Jasmine - very common and tarty
Scarlett - very pretentious and people take the piss out of her
Esme- the most beautiful, popular and funny person you have ever met (I will admit to a slight bit of bias on this name)

Tristian - badly bullied because the name is supposed to be Tristan
Charlie - quite cool
Sebestain - always wished his name had been spelled Sebastian
Finley - a punk rocker
Xavier - a posh twat
Joshua - a boring git.

CrushWithEyeliner · 01/02/2009 17:12

Eva - blonde, pale, has nervous excema
Jasmine - pretty eyes, shallow
Scarlett - Trendy type, bit of a cow to other girls, chunky body
Esme - very petite, pretty. Will be very successful one day

Tristian - City type, ladies man, fast car
Charlie - always has snot coming from his nose
Sebestain - gorgeous little boy, arty,
Finley - On the big side
Xavier - sex on legs
Joshua - Nice boy

hotCheeseBURNS · 01/02/2009 17:22

Lol at sebastain

svalbardy · 01/02/2009 17:29

Eva: gravel-voiced Viennese WW2 refugee who smokes like a chimney, wears Chanel, and listens to Shostakovich for pleasure. Delightful, frail, occasionally completely terrifying.

Jasmine: pretty, not bright, perfect handwriting, pink bedroom. Possibly picks nose.

Scarlett: (in the days before la Johansson, probably an very old ex-flapper who wore too much makeup and was smoking buddies with Eva) nice public-schoolgirl, a bit naive, beautiful and talented. Dad's mates ask each other if she's legal yet. Scarlett is definitely far too nice to have the faintest idea what they're on about.

Esme: the older sister of Eva?

Tristian: a lost cause if parents don't spell it "Tristan". Otherwise, Tristan Farnon comes to mind.

Charlie: cute. snub-nosed, rumple-haired, inquisitive. (good name this year - possible future famous scientist?)

Sebastian: aesthete. Too gentle for the world. Aware that he can't live up to Bach.

Finley: small northern irish ratbag with a cheeky grin. Terrible in class. Probably grows up to be a highly successful and serious barrister and has kids called Jasmine and Tristan.

Xavier: see Sebastian but perhaps substitute Baudelaire?

Joshua: sweet and stolid. Good at school, 2:1 at uni, nice job, nice wife, nice house.

boccadellaverita · 01/02/2009 17:35

For what (little) it's worth

Eva - Very sweet and pretty but leaves school with no qualifications.
Jasmine - Tries hard to live up to her exotic name but never gets farther than Tring. Later becomes mayor.
Scarlett - Sends her life explaining that she was named after Scarlett O'Hara, even though she has mousy hair. Lacks confidence but later becomes librarian of an Oxbridge college.
Esme - Head girl of her school. Wins the 'most likely to succeed' prize at drama school and makes a good living in BBC period dramas.

Tristan - Handome and clever. Destined for the board of his father's merchant bank.
Charlie - Thinks of himself as a bit of a geezer. Never mentions that his father is HM Ambassador to Moscow.
Sebastian - Most popular boy in the class. Makes a million when his quirky invention is sold to a multi-national.
Finlay - Another wannabe geezer.
Xavier - Talented sportsman but never gets a professional contract. Is the local housewives' landscape gardener of choice.
Joshua - Solid and hard-working. Becomes area manager for a supermarket chain.

cece · 01/02/2009 17:45

Eva - shot-putter
Jasmine - hippy's child
Scarlett - rude and obnoxious
Esme - lovely girl, friendly, pretty and very popular (also have a slight bias towards this name )

Tristian - wears jumpers over his shoulders and reads a lot of novels
Charlie - cheeky little boy who lives on a council estate
Sebestain - sleeps with a teddy bear at the age of 35!
Finley - very small person
Xavier - some sort of European family
Joshua - just a normal boisterous boy

AnnVan · 01/02/2009 18:18

Ummm. Anyone heard the saying 'don't judge a book by its cover'?

boccadellaverita · 01/02/2009 18:26

Yes, I certainly have. But I also know that the image conjured up by the name Doris is very different from that conjured up by Fifi Kitten. I think these threads are fascinating because they show the thought associations that people make.

I sincerely hope that nobody bases their choice of baby names on what anyone on MN says. I'm sure they don't.

Unwelcome · 01/02/2009 18:35

and also, I do think that people live up to their names to a certain extent. Maybe because people with for example, VERY girly names (with no variations) get treated like girly girls by other people so conform to it?

All the Emmas I know have very similar personalities, dito Olivias and Julies and Daves

ScottishMummy · 01/02/2009 18:39

am familiar with books and cover yes!and if a book's protagonist were Sebestain I would still think parent's cant spell

also familiar with responding to light hearted threads,and not reading too much into things

wisdomrequired · 01/02/2009 18:53

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