Hey!!!
My name's Tara, I am not a chav, not particularily posh, went to grammar school and live in the sarf east
(However, in secondary school, my best friend was called Heidi, we were once out, having a piddle in some bushes when this man started bellowing....
"TARA ... HEIDI... get here NOW!"
we were terrified, we were at a beach party & had snuck off as I say, for a piddle.... suddenly 2 alsations bounded up to us.......... how's that for a coo-inkydink!)