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Thoughts on the baby name Knowledge with a surname like Smith

150 replies

Sweethearttttttt · Today 04:20

Me and my partner really like the name "Knowledge" for a boy. I'm curious to see what other people think of this name choice.

Knowledge Jamie Smith (our last name is very similar to Smith)

Jamie is the middle name because his father's name is James.

I think it holds a warm and curious energy. What do you guys think?

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TheHateUGive · Today 07:44

Ophy83 · Today 07:34

How about a name that means knowledge/wisdom?
Cato
Apollo
Solomon
Conrad
Quinn
Alden

Cato is less weird name for a little English white boy than Knowledge?

Cat-Oh?

Sounds like he's from krypton.

6ate9 · Today 07:44

youalright · Today 04:30

Why do you hate your child

Exactly!!! Would you have liked to have this name when you were at school?

MeltonInTheHeat · Today 07:46

WhatNextImScared · Today 07:11

The problem will all virtue or value names is the risk that they don’t embody them.

Yes this. When in the depths of pregnancy-hormone induced insanity re names I considered Temperance.

As pps have said, there are cultures where such names are common and accepted, and indeed lovely. But if you are not from those cultures it will not really fly.

Overtheatlantic · Today 07:46

Morepositivemum · Today 06:56

Overtheatlantic
I think this would work in some cultures but if you don’t have a connection to those cultures then it wouldn’t. Try looking at the Greeks for inspiration. Homer, Augustus, names like that?

Homer Simpson, Augustus Gloop. I’m sorry, I had to!!!!

Lol ok but it was very early when I made those suggestions

scalt · Today 07:50

I don’t approve of “knowledge” as a name; far too difficult to spell for a child, would lead to silly nicknames. In general, I find virtue names jarring, although some are widely accepted: Hope, Faith, for example. I worked with a Love (male) and a Mercy (female), but I struggled to address them by these names.

grrrlatrix · Today 07:50

Silly sausage. 😅

Clearinguptheclutter · Today 07:51

Either a joke or a troll surely

ClaredeBear · Today 07:54

This certainly works in some cultures and I know many people whose names are nouns - and they are their names! Knowledge Jones sounds quite cool but like @Overtheatlanticmy personal preference would be for a Greek name. There’s also the middle name option.

60andcounting · Today 07:54

In gypsy/ traveller culture yes. I usually say call your child whatever you want and ignore others, but not this time.
But thinking about it, look how successful Morse was with Endeavour as his first name.

aneveningatthecricket · Today 07:55

You cannot be serious surely?

Mimimayhem18 · Today 07:55

I’m a Smith, it does need a slightly more fancy name to go with it in my opinion but knowledge is a step too far.

Ineedtoseetobelieve32 · Today 07:56

Not good!

MagnesiumBathSalts · Today 07:56

Wordsmithery · Today 04:54

Brilliant idea. If you want your kid to be teased mercilessly, that is. (Especially if they were, well, not terribly academic.)
Other names that people would ridicule less, for you to consider: Herod, Adolf, Peregrine, Aloysius, Lucifer. All improvements on Knowledge.
Hope that helps.

Lucifer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6ate9 · Today 07:56

You should really think if you and your husband would have liked to be named that too. Parents name their children, but have they considered if they would’ve wanted to go through life with that name.

I know a boy named Journey. He is teased at school and really hates his name. His middle name is Apollo. Poor kid!!!!

BrickProblems · Today 07:59

Knowledge Smith sounds like something out of Terry Pratchett. But it is sort of growing on me. I prefer it to some of those increasingly popular names like Journey and Story. I can picture Nolly Smith.

Viviennemary · Today 08:00

It's ridiculous.

MargolyesofBeelzebub · Today 08:00

scalt · Today 07:50

I don’t approve of “knowledge” as a name; far too difficult to spell for a child, would lead to silly nicknames. In general, I find virtue names jarring, although some are widely accepted: Hope, Faith, for example. I worked with a Love (male) and a Mercy (female), but I struggled to address them by these names.

The guy must ignore his name most of the time... Hearing "Alright, love?" Is frequent in the UK 😂

OlympicWomen · Today 08:01

60andcounting · Today 07:54

In gypsy/ traveller culture yes. I usually say call your child whatever you want and ignore others, but not this time.
But thinking about it, look how successful Morse was with Endeavour as his first name.

Although he wasn't real, so his experience isn't particularly valid.
I think it's a great name, though.

LittleBearPad · Today 08:02

BigOldBlobsy · Today 07:27

^
a lot of the ridicule of names on Mumsnet does come from bias and prejudice as they don’t realise that shock some cultures and countries use different names!
Also it’s a load of nonsense about kids being bullied for names. Every child I know who has been bullied during my childhood, and also wider experience heading worked with thousands of children, I cannot bring to mind even 1 who was bullied due to their unusual name. Many children with ‘normal’ names are bullied, just go on any Mumsnet bullying thread and ask!
anecdotally I have a VERY unusual name and have never once had bullying or issues in school or my professional life.
aslong as a name is not offensive, vulgar or chosen to humiliate then it’s fine!

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Didn’t you know anyone. How nice for you.

I was bullied for my name.

OlympicWomen · Today 08:03

LittleBearPad · Today 08:02

Didn’t you know anyone. How nice for you.

I was bullied for my name.

That's got to be so miserable 💐

DeathBanana · Today 08:04

About 20 years ago there was a kid on big brother who called himself Science (I don’t think it was his real name, he was probably called Dave or Ben). Me and my husband still laugh about it more often than I care to think about.

GeorgeMichaelsCat · Today 08:04

Anytime he doesn't know something, people will rip the piss out of him. Is that what you want?

Grghf · Today 08:04

It sounds ghetto

Imisscoffee2021 · Today 08:06

It sounds like a very puritanical name from the very religious times when they eatablishedthenselevs in America, naming the children virtues like Serenity, Chastity, Prudence, Temperance etc. I knew a Patience, some cultures still do heavily use these names.

Some of these names have lasted as they flow as names but Knowledge doesn't particularly flow. I'd imagine he'd go by Noel eventually. A name like that won't gift him with abilities as much as the raising of him will.

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