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Baby Granite

18 replies

CurlewKate · 27/05/2026 11:41

Granite is a strong name Congra... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRWL9Vuj/

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SabrinaThwaite · 27/05/2026 11:56

Siblings could be Schist and Gneiss?

Depends how wacke and erratic the parents are.

TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 27/05/2026 12:13

I kind of like it.

It’s just a jazzier version of Graham.

HugoThatway · 27/05/2026 12:28

Nickname Gran or Nit.

Confuserr · 27/05/2026 12:29

CurlewKate · 27/05/2026 11:41

Granite is a strong name Congra... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRWL9Vuj/

Would presume they were Sunderland fans celebrating an incredible season

Calliopespa · 27/05/2026 15:19

I think you should choose Marble.

Then you could say "I've lost my Marble" which would be apt if you really think Granite works as a name (which I suspect you don't).

MyThreeWords · 27/05/2026 15:27

HugoThatway · 27/05/2026 12:28

Nickname Gran or Nit.

Gran could cause friction with Granite's actual Gran.

I think the best diminutive of Granite would be Gravel, perhaps evolving to Pebble, Boulder, then Slab as the child grew.

cheesychipsontheoche · 27/05/2026 15:30

Xhaka.

great role model. You need to drop the e though.

HugoThatway · 27/05/2026 15:37

Corian - it's an old Celtic name meaning 'Gosh, Ian'. Smile

Sunisgettinganewhaton · 27/05/2026 15:42

If you are from a poor council estate would Formica work?
*currently live on a council estate...
*sadly not pregnant - though I do know someone who's just had a baby without a name as yet....
Where's her number?.

HugoThatway · 27/05/2026 15:45

Too similat to Formikah. There are 6of them in DD6's class.

RaspberryRiddle · 27/05/2026 21:15

Do you live in Aberdeen?

Calliopespa · 27/05/2026 21:19

HugoThatway · 27/05/2026 15:37

Corian - it's an old Celtic name meaning 'Gosh, Ian'. Smile

Edited

😂

SabrinaThwaite · 27/05/2026 22:00

RaspberryRiddle · 27/05/2026 21:15

Do you live in Aberdeen?

If he lived in Aberdeen he’d be upgraded to Silver by the tourist board.

OtterandaRock · 27/05/2026 22:03

Awww, a sibling for Radon.

ChocolateCinderToffee · 27/05/2026 22:03

Didn't Terry Pratchett name a troll that?

iseenyouwithkefir · 27/05/2026 22:06

🎵🎵 My name ain't Baby, it's Granite - Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty. 🎵🎵

SliceofTosst · 27/05/2026 22:21

First heard this name as an Arsenal player now playing for Sunderland. Probably that's where they got it from.

SabrinaThwaite · 27/05/2026 22:39

OtterandaRock · 27/05/2026 22:03

Awww, a sibling for Radon.

There’s a name to give you a warm glow.

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