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BatsatHalloween · 14/10/2025 17:03

Is she not joking?
Could she not just have called him Ever?
Why the god awful middle name of Sugar?

SummerEve · 14/10/2025 17:06

I don't think that people should be allowed to register stupid, attention seeking names like this. How exactly will that benefit the child?

Kary26 · 14/10/2025 17:09

BatsatHalloween · 14/10/2025 17:03

Is she not joking?
Could she not just have called him Ever?
Why the god awful middle name of Sugar?

According to the article because she had gestational diabetes!

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/10/2025 17:09

Older child (female) is called Seven. Poor wee mites.

Happyapplesanspears · 14/10/2025 17:12

That’s a ridiculous name

BatsatHalloween · 14/10/2025 17:14

SummerEve · 14/10/2025 17:06

I don't think that people should be allowed to register stupid, attention seeking names like this. How exactly will that benefit the child?

Its a cross to bear isn't it? Many countries have rules around naming.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 14/10/2025 17:23

That's just daft, and will possibly become overused in the years to come.

'I Can't Believe it's not Sugar' would be more unique, and unlikely to be 'pinched" by a relative or close friend for their own offspring.

Sawyerz · 14/10/2025 17:43

It’s actually cruel by the selfish parents attempting to be cool and original.

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LittleMissPidge · 14/10/2025 18:00

This name is stupid. Imagine what people at school will call him

RobertJohnsonsShoes · 14/10/2025 18:07

That name is the least of her worries

Sasssquatch · 14/10/2025 18:10

I choose to believe all these ridic names are pseudonyms to protect the child’s privacy.

obviously that belief is challenged when parents post every detail of their children’s lives for all to see, but it gives me a level of comfort to tell myself that’s what they’re doing

Yesimmoaningaboutbenefits · 14/10/2025 18:36

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/10/2025 17:09

Older child (female) is called Seven. Poor wee mites.

Is she a Star Trek fan?

NameChangeForThisQuestionOnly · 14/10/2025 18:43

I honestly think some new parents get so carried away with choosing unique names that they forget they are naming a person, and that the person will have that name until they are old enough to legally change it (which I’m sure this boy will as soon as he’s able to!).

Glowingup · 14/10/2025 19:01

What fucking idiots. Her husband seems like a total no-mark as well. Unless you actively despise your child and want them to have a life where they are relentlessly mocked and will never be taken seriously, you would never dream of calling your child Forever Sugar. Poor boy - I hope he changes it the earliest opportunity he gets and gets support for the impact of being raised by a narcissist.

Alexandrine · 14/10/2025 22:26

Seven isn’t great but it’s liveable. She can always shorten it to more popular sounding “Ev” if she doesn’t want to stand out. Though she’ll still regularly have to put up with jokes about having six other siblings if people find out her birth name.

But what is poor Forever going to do? I guess he could maybe go by Orry/Ori?(Manx/Hebrew boys names). Forever sounds quite feminine to boot as well (I won’t even get into “Sugar”). Hopefully it’s a joke.

Mochudubh · 14/10/2025 22:36

That's a porn star name if ever there was one.

StrongLikeMamma · 14/10/2025 22:49

Who is she?

LeavesOnTrees · 14/10/2025 23:29

I thought this was another wind up baby name thread.
Sadly not, it would appear an actual child has been lumbered with this atrocity.

Bluebay · 14/10/2025 23:36

He doesn't have to use the name. I don't think Zowie Bowie does, for instance.
When I was a teenager I had a few friends who hated their first names and used middle names, eg. Thelma, who went by Frances.

Financialthymes · 14/10/2025 23:48

Questionable choices all round with this one

SixSeven · 14/10/2025 23:53

Mochudubh · 14/10/2025 22:36

That's a porn star name if ever there was one.

Yeah, but a female one. Poor lad. Parents have done it purely for attention with no thought about their kid having the piss taken out of him forever sugar

MissKitty0 · 14/10/2025 23:55

Poor kid. She has the privilege of a lovely classical name whereas this boy is going to be made fun of his entire life.

Glowingup · 15/10/2025 06:39

Bluebay · 14/10/2025 23:36

He doesn't have to use the name. I don't think Zowie Bowie does, for instance.
When I was a teenager I had a few friends who hated their first names and used middle names, eg. Thelma, who went by Frances.

Zowie Bowie always had Duncan as his first name - Zowie was his middle name although he was called by it for a while. His surname was always Jones because Bowie is just a stage name. So not as stupid and outlandish as this. As for Thelma Frances, fine if she preferred Frances but she had two actual names to pick from whereas what the hell is poor Forever Sugar meant to do?

Not even like his loser parents have wealth like eg the Beckhams that means that their kids will never have to work again day in their lives. Imagine wanting to be a teacher, doctor, lawyer, accountant or basically anything but an “influencer” with a name like Forever Sugar.

Glowingup · 15/10/2025 06:42

MissKitty0 · 14/10/2025 23:55

Poor kid. She has the privilege of a lovely classical name whereas this boy is going to be made fun of his entire life.

Yes, Anne-Marie Rose versus Seven and Forever Sugar. So unfair.

NellieElephantine · 15/10/2025 06:48

Sasssquatch · 14/10/2025 18:10

I choose to believe all these ridic names are pseudonyms to protect the child’s privacy.

obviously that belief is challenged when parents post every detail of their children’s lives for all to see, but it gives me a level of comfort to tell myself that’s what they’re doing

I think I will follow you in this belief @Sasssquatch ! Very comforting in this madness, have done so since 'Blanket Jackson!

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