What do you think about Crumpets?

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https://uk.yahoo.com/style/regret-baby-name-daughter-crumpets-bullied-092027049.html

This can’t be real.

This is clearly made up! Just to get clicks…

any article that starts with "Ellie wanted original name" I don't believe

yes I want unusual names, but wouldn't intentionally fuck up my child for it. There's plenty of way to be unusual without using stupid names - like using dated names, using names from Victorian England, using names from mythology or literature - there's just no way for everyone to like your baby name.

Deffo made up. I can imagine it as a nickname though.

It must be made up, doubt when registering the child’s birth the registrar would let the child be called crumpets

I prefer pikelets personally. Not as a name though, obviously.

Who would even write such an article?

Waffles are nice 😉

Brioche would have been nicer.

I really want crumpets with cheese now 🤤

It has to be made up. If it is real then the mother is utterly stupid.

I used to make crumpet pizzas for mine to have for tea when they were little. Perhaps Pizza would have made a good middle name.

Imagine if she grows up and becomes a woman of loose morals?! She would be known as Crumpet the Strumpet! 😂

Pikelet would have been better.

It’s actually a really cute name for a pet. Ridiculous for a child

Well Crumpets is a great name especially if you like the diminutive Crummy for your DC to endure, probably forever.

Love the way the mum keeps casually referring to her as "Crumps". It's growing on me 😂

Seriously though, this isn't real, right?