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if you met someone with a baby named Bernard, what would you honestly think?

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misdee · 20/05/2008 17:44

go on!

i can take it

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ButterflyBessie · 20/05/2008 18:46

I would think "why didn't she call the poor thing Kennedy instead"

NotABanana · 20/05/2008 18:47
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Candlewax · 20/05/2008 18:51

I have to say my favorite Uncle in all the world is called Bernard and you could not wish to meet a kinder, gentler more charming person. So I am biased and think it is a brilliant name.

jasper · 20/05/2008 19:08

I like it!
cool name but not one of those ridiculous modern made up ones.

suedonim · 20/05/2008 19:13

I'd think they were joking. Then I'd think "Not Now..."

WanderingTrolley · 20/05/2008 19:15

I love names like that

I am on a one idiot woman campaign for someone to call their son Stanley, so you may consider my opinion mad void.

funnypeculiar · 20/05/2008 19:17

I would think of my little brother - it's his middle name - after a much loved uncle of my mum's who died the day before he was born.

ElizabethBeresford · 20/05/2008 19:17

I know of THREE Stanleys WT. All under 5. I like the name. Two are in London say no more and one is a relative.

Kimi · 20/05/2008 19:20

That he was santas head elf

yesno · 20/05/2008 19:21

Is it Bernard matthews corny ads on TV? from years ago

MadBadandDangeroustoKnow · 20/05/2008 19:23

I think it's fine. It is

a) a saint
b) quaint (like Stanley, Arthur and Archie, of which we have a lot around here)
c) not a place name
d) not a surname
e) obviously not generated by mixing syllables from your, your partner's and the goldfish's name or however it is that people create 'unique' names

If you like it, go for it!

EyeballsintheSky · 20/05/2008 19:25

Nursey here too, but that's not to say I'm dead against it...

moopymoo · 20/05/2008 19:26

like it. cool but trad. bernard from black books.

misdee · 20/05/2008 19:28

i am loving ALL of the different repsonses.

when i fell pregnant with dd1 over 8years ago now, we were going through names as you do. dh came out with bernard in a deep voice adn we all laughed. then with dd2+3 when i said 'but what about boys names' the reply was always 'bernard' as a joke.

but now i am pregnant with dc#4 the name bernard has really grown on me, as its always been suggested even in a jokey way.

but dh really wants Isaac.

But i may, if baby is a boy, call him Bernard as a nickname, and see what happens lol.

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MinkyBorage · 20/05/2008 19:28

WanderingTrolley, if I have a boy next he will be called Stanley!!

Rowlers · 20/05/2008 19:29

I would think
Bernard Matthews
Bernard Manning
Bernard Cribbins
Bernie Winters
so 50 / 50 I suppose
Mainly think of old men tbh
Bernie better than Bernard

silverfrog · 20/05/2008 19:30

WT, I know a Stanley too, so obviously your campaign is working somewhere...

WanderingTrolley · 20/05/2008 19:35

Next on my list is Clive.

Misdee, call him Clive. Even if it's a girl.

BettySpaghetti · 20/05/2008 19:36

Bernard makes me think of:

  1. not now....
  2. turkey twizzlers
  3. fat, northern comedians

re:Stanley -I know of 2 ( a baby and a 7 yo)

moopymoo · 20/05/2008 19:38

we call ds2 herbert. all the time. his name is george. i have no idea why we do this.

misdee · 20/05/2008 19:38

noooooooooo not clive. i knowa clive.

my cousin called her girl Sidney. we call her Sid.

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Quattrocento · 20/05/2008 19:42

the associations are a bit off-putting

  1. bootiful
  2. fat racist northerners
  3. a bernard I know who is lovely but well into his seventies
  4. big slobbery dogs
2point4kids · 20/05/2008 19:42

WT I wanted to call DS2 Stan, but DS1 is Ollie and I thought having my own comedy duo might be a bit much

BettySpaghetti · 20/05/2008 19:44

lol, clive is just not a baby name is it?

Other names that are not baby names are:

Alan
Derrick
Geoff
Gordon
Basil

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