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A to Z names you would never call your child?

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ByAmusedMaker · 30/03/2025 18:21

I will start with A
Austin

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Stripeyanddotty · 30/03/2025 22:19

Ned.

meditated · 30/03/2025 22:23

Otto

IBelieveinSomething · 30/03/2025 22:23

Féidhlim To many bad pronunciations in English.

Jemimapuddleduk · 30/03/2025 22:23

Orla - too like oral

Thejackrussellsrule · 30/03/2025 22:25

Paul

HollyGolightly4 · 30/03/2025 22:26

Quentin (famous five!)

elliesmummy19 · 30/03/2025 22:27

Raphael

MelainesLaugh · 30/03/2025 22:27

Sadie

meditated · 30/03/2025 22:28

Trent

AlohaRose · 30/03/2025 22:29

Ulyanovsk

Needspaceforlego · 30/03/2025 22:32

Victor

TillyannaB · 30/03/2025 22:39

William

TillyannaB · 30/03/2025 22:40

Lexi (does that count?!)

CrispieCake · 30/03/2025 22:51

Xerxes.

Chuchoter · 30/03/2025 23:40

Yvonne

enidblythe · 30/03/2025 23:43

Zara .
need I elaborate ?

QuickPeachPoet · 30/03/2025 23:44

Alfie/Albie

MaloryJones · 30/03/2025 23:50

Barbara

SleepingStandingUp · 30/03/2025 23:52

Colin

Belshels · 30/03/2025 23:53

Donald

Whatevershallidowithmylife · 30/03/2025 23:54

Ellie - always takes me straight to smelly ellie

BobbyBiscuits · 30/03/2025 23:58

Forrest.

AllFours · 31/03/2025 00:02

Gerald

tollouse · 31/03/2025 00:03

Horace. Reminds me of Horseradish.

BillyILash · 31/03/2025 00:03

Ian

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