I love Ingrid
Whenever I think of Lydia, I always think of the classic but non PC Groucho Marx song my grandad used to sing to me:
Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia
Lydia the tattooed lady
She has eyes that men adore so
And a torso even more so
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia...
(Lighthearted obv)