Boris called his son

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Frank to be known as Frankie
This is one of my favourite old man names I love the simplicity of it rather than Francis and Franklin which feel like two very different names to Frank

I like it but like Francis too

So he's got;

Milo Arthur
Lara lettice
Theodore apollo
Stephanie
Cassia peaches

With Carrie
Wilfred Laurie Nicholas
Romy Iris Charlotte
Frank Alfred Odysseus

They're slowly getting weirder

How many children does he have now?

Frank is one of the ugliest names ever.

Lara Lettice?

Is she a character in Peppa Pig?

cassia peaches sounds like a fancy soft drink flavour.

It really does. It sounds like something I would buy 😂

If he knows, he's not saying.

Frank is a good name. Shame about the baby's father.

Like his phone passcode, he probably can't remember all his kids names.

🤣

The willingness of so many women to breed with Johnson is one of the world’s great mysteries. Just imagine that horrible fat sweaty ugly slobbery thing humping & grunting… 🤮🤮🤮

I’m going to assume that the mothers had some input into the name choices.

How is Lettice pronounced? Not like Lettuce?

I just snorted like Peppa reading that 😂😂😂😂

Lettice - my history teacher pronounced it Let- EESS.

AFAIR, Lettice Knollys married one of Elizabeth I's 'favourites' which the Queen was massively pissed about. Died quite young, fell down the stairs I think.

@BarelyLiterate I view anyone who has a relationship with Boris Johnson as having a mental illness or at best low self esteem.

I hope the young children are not bullied at school.

I wouldn't say they're getting weirder - Romy and Milo have passably normal first and middle names and Stephanie was presumably named by his former mistress, other than that he's been pretty consistently outlandish 😅

They've had another one? Bloody hell

Some of these names would be considered very try-hard if floated on a MN baby names thread. Very new money. Non-U.

(Tongue-in-cheek.)

Not that it's relevant to the thread but It was Robert Dudley that Lettice married. It was actually his first wife Amy Robsart that fell down the stairs in suspicious circumstances. Lettice was just banished from court I think.

Ah yes you're right! I knew there was a falling down the stairs scandal involved but got the wrong wife . Thanks for the correction!

Don’t forget Charlotte😉

Is that the one he's not in contact with?

I googled and she's called Stephanie

I asked my daughter 16!what she thought of Odysseus as a name. She gives it a big thumbs up (loves her Latin teacher)