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Boris called his son

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Midgely23 · 13/07/2023 06:08

Frank to be known as Frankie
This is one of my favourite old man names I love the simplicity of it rather than Francis and Franklin which feel like two very different names to Frank

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GrapeHyacinth · 14/07/2023 15:10

I like it but like Francis too

CoachBeardsJane · 14/07/2023 15:47

So he's got;

Milo Arthur
Lara lettice
Theodore apollo
Stephanie
Cassia peaches

With Carrie
Wilfred Laurie Nicholas
Romy Iris Charlotte
Frank Alfred Odysseus

They're slowly getting weirder

beeonmybonnett · 14/07/2023 15:51

How many children does he have now?

SoSoSoSo · 14/07/2023 15:51

Frank is one of the ugliest names ever.

RandyDandy · 14/07/2023 16:37

Lara Lettice?

Is she a character in Peppa Pig?

CountFoscoHasMiceInHisPocket · 14/07/2023 16:38

cassia peaches sounds like a fancy soft drink flavour.

RandyDandy · 14/07/2023 16:40

CountFoscoHasMiceInHisPocket · 14/07/2023 16:38

cassia peaches sounds like a fancy soft drink flavour.

It really does. It sounds like something I would buy 😂

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/07/2023 16:42

beeonmybonnett · 14/07/2023 15:51

How many children does he have now?

If he knows, he's not saying.

Frank is a good name. Shame about the baby's father.

Talapia · 14/07/2023 16:43

Like his phone passcode, he probably can't remember all his kids names.

MissyB1 · 14/07/2023 16:44

Talapia · 14/07/2023 16:43

Like his phone passcode, he probably can't remember all his kids names.

🤣

BarelyLiterate · 14/07/2023 16:49

The willingness of so many women to breed with Johnson is one of the world’s great mysteries. Just imagine that horrible fat sweaty ugly slobbery thing humping & grunting… 🤮🤮🤮

DustyLee123 · 14/07/2023 16:51

I’m going to assume that the mothers had some input into the name choices.

seahorsesandmermaids · 14/07/2023 18:27

CoachBeardsJane · 14/07/2023 15:47

So he's got;

Milo Arthur
Lara lettice
Theodore apollo
Stephanie
Cassia peaches

With Carrie
Wilfred Laurie Nicholas
Romy Iris Charlotte
Frank Alfred Odysseus

They're slowly getting weirder

How is Lettice pronounced? Not like Lettuce?

ThickSkinnedSoWhat · 14/07/2023 18:31

RandyDandy · 14/07/2023 16:37

Lara Lettice?

Is she a character in Peppa Pig?

I just snorted like Peppa reading that 😂😂😂😂

ScrambledSmegs · 14/07/2023 18:31

Lettice - my history teacher pronounced it Let- EESS.

AFAIR, Lettice Knollys married one of Elizabeth I's 'favourites' which the Queen was massively pissed about. Died quite young, fell down the stairs I think.

LlynTegid · 14/07/2023 18:34

@BarelyLiterate I view anyone who has a relationship with Boris Johnson as having a mental illness or at best low self esteem.

I hope the young children are not bullied at school.

Whichwhatnow · 14/07/2023 18:37

CoachBeardsJane · 14/07/2023 15:47

So he's got;

Milo Arthur
Lara lettice
Theodore apollo
Stephanie
Cassia peaches

With Carrie
Wilfred Laurie Nicholas
Romy Iris Charlotte
Frank Alfred Odysseus

They're slowly getting weirder

I wouldn't say they're getting weirder - Romy and Milo have passably normal first and middle names and Stephanie was presumably named by his former mistress, other than that he's been pretty consistently outlandish 😅

TimeToMoveIt · 14/07/2023 18:51

They've had another one? Bloody hell

DeNeushoornHeeftEenHoorn · 14/07/2023 18:51

Some of these names would be considered very try-hard if floated on a MN baby names thread. Very new money. Non-U.

(Tongue-in-cheek.)

newuser9090 · 14/07/2023 18:59

ScrambledSmegs · 14/07/2023 18:31

Lettice - my history teacher pronounced it Let- EESS.

AFAIR, Lettice Knollys married one of Elizabeth I's 'favourites' which the Queen was massively pissed about. Died quite young, fell down the stairs I think.

Not that it's relevant to the thread but It was Robert Dudley that Lettice married. It was actually his first wife Amy Robsart that fell down the stairs in suspicious circumstances. Lettice was just banished from court I think.

ScrambledSmegs · 14/07/2023 19:01

newuser9090 · 14/07/2023 18:59

Not that it's relevant to the thread but It was Robert Dudley that Lettice married. It was actually his first wife Amy Robsart that fell down the stairs in suspicious circumstances. Lettice was just banished from court I think.

Ah yes you're right! I knew there was a falling down the stairs scandal involved but got the wrong wife Blush. Thanks for the correction!

fluffiphlox · 14/07/2023 19:02

Don’t forget Charlotte😉

GrapeHyacinth · 14/07/2023 21:11

fluffiphlox · 14/07/2023 19:02

Don’t forget Charlotte😉

Is that the one he's not in contact with?

GrapeHyacinth · 14/07/2023 22:02

I googled and she's called Stephanie

ThePM · 14/07/2023 22:05

I asked my daughter 16!what she thought of Odysseus as a name. She gives it a big thumbs up (loves her Latin teacher)

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