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Son's thrown a new entry into the ring...

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Lwrenagain · 23/04/2023 16:33

JIZZABELLA.

He made it up all by himself by combining his friends Jasmine & Isabella's name and is hell bent on us considering it for his sister.

I've tried to suggest even Jazabella to stop him saying Jizz, but no, apparently not the vision he has in mind.

Can't wait until DP gets home from work later to be given this wonderful option.

DS is 6 BTW, so completely oblivious!

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thispostisaboutyou · 23/04/2023 16:33

😂

Patty101 · 23/04/2023 16:35

Brilliant 😂

Rauha · 23/04/2023 16:35

😁

KirstenBlest · 23/04/2023 16:36

Perfect. She'll love him for the suggestion.

SleepingStandingUp · 23/04/2023 16:37

That's so cute

KirstenBlest · 23/04/2023 16:38

How about Jezebella, nn Jizz?

Have I ever mentioned that older siblings should IMO not be allowed to name a baby?

Thedogscollar · 23/04/2023 16:41

Omg that's hilarious. Wait till they're older and you can tell your daughter what big brother wanted to name her😂

Whichwhatnow · 23/04/2023 16:42

Go for it! Very close to my siblings' nickname for me (Jizzalin) and I love it! 😆

Whichwhatnow · 23/04/2023 16:43

The above is sadly true and has been since I was far too young to understand the connotations, the bastards haha

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Lwrenagain · 23/04/2023 16:45

What's the saying, "out the mouths of babes"?

Jizz as a nickname 🙈🤣🤣

I'm just hoping he forgets it, but he was so proud of himself!

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lunar1 · 23/04/2023 16:45

This is MN, someone will take that name and run with it 🤣

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Lwrenagain · 23/04/2023 16:47

@lunar1 God I hope so!

I might buy him a hamster so he can use it for that 🤣

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Jemimapinotduck · 23/04/2023 19:26

My son suggested pencil or door, much prefer your son's suggestion!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Foundryside · 23/04/2023 19:28

🤣🤣

iklboo · 23/04/2023 19:31

That's going to my new insult of choice 😂

MrsMoastyToasty · 23/04/2023 19:35

I'm thinking of sibling names.
Condom - from Connor and Dominic.

Riverlee · 23/04/2023 19:35

To be fair, it does sound like a proper girls name.

Jessica could be a good compromise.

Throwawaynames · 23/04/2023 19:36

This reminds me of my friends mum whose 56 - she started playing an online game and named herself after her two dogs (jasper and Isabelle) and the name was JIZZY Grin

Love it GrinGrin

Gratedpotato · 23/04/2023 19:37

Lovely name, I went to primary school with a Ghislane who spent year 1 to year 5 enthusiastically answering to "Jizzy" after a supply teacher mispronounced her name as Jizzlane.
I think that became much less fun for her in year 6

Coffeeandbourbons · 23/04/2023 19:38

PMSL make sure you write it down so you don’t forget in 12 years time! My mum kept a little notebook with funny things we said so she wouldn’t forget. Out of the mouths of babes indeed 😂

Suzi888 · 23/04/2023 19:38

iklboo · 23/04/2023 19:31

That's going to my new insult of choice 😂

🤣🤣🤣

TobiasForgesContactLense · 23/04/2023 19:44

I knew one little boy who was insistent that his little brother should be called Batman. Oddly the parents didn't go for it.

quietnightmare · 23/04/2023 19:46

😂crying

Luredbyapomegranate · 23/04/2023 19:57

Fantastic

Family nn sorted

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Lwrenagain · 24/04/2023 08:21

So when DP came home last night and tucked DS into bed, he asked what was the wonderful name he'd thought of for the baby.

After 14 years it's the first time I've seen him stuck for words 😂

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