Active discussions

Help end medical misogyny. Sign our petition.

Help end medical misogyny.
Sign our petition.

Sign the petition

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Baby names

Find baby name inspiration and advice on the Mumsnet Baby Names forum.

Original poster

Does anyone know a Festus?

23 replies

Hairyfriend · 15/01/2022 21:59

I had a customer today called Festus- he was late 20's. I've never come across this name, and initially read foetus! Does anyone know a Festus in real life?

OP posts:
Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
Set a reminder
Santahasjoinedww · 15/01/2022 22:03

Good god...

Bilingualspingual · 15/01/2022 22:04

Yes, I knew one from school in Scotland.

Kitkat151 · 15/01/2022 22:04

🤮

mumsiedarlingrevolta · 15/01/2022 22:04

grim

poppinpink · 15/01/2022 22:09

Nope. I originally read Foetus 😱

ParkheadParadise · 15/01/2022 22:10

No

IsadoraQuagmire · 15/01/2022 22:11

Yes. At least I've got a toy bull named Festus, I've had him since I was about 6, and I remember naming him.

Cma1988 · 15/01/2022 22:12

Used to work with a Festus - he’d be about in his 50s

Smokeahontas · 15/01/2022 22:12

This sounds like a bad dose of an STI

teaandtoastwithmarmite · 15/01/2022 22:13

Makes me think of Uncle Fester

Mamamamasaurus · 15/01/2022 22:13

Sounds like something that happens to you right before a body part falls off

TheYearOfSmallThings · 15/01/2022 22:14

My GP is a Festus. He's the only one I've met, and I think it's a very nice name - festive and jolly.

memberofsomebadclubs · 15/01/2022 22:15

Name of former president or PM of Botswana (can't remember his last name but the first name stuck!)

HelebethH · 15/01/2022 22:16

I have only heard of Festus the Dragon

Bettybantz · 15/01/2022 22:16

You can just imagine his nieces and nephews shouting him: Uncle Festus!!

Stevie6 · 15/01/2022 22:17

I also read that as foetus 😬

Ca55andraMortmain · 15/01/2022 22:18

@memberofsomebadclubs it was Festus Mogae - only Festus I've really heard of either!

Whydoesthecatalwaysdothat · 15/01/2022 22:18

No!

Makes me think of Uncle Fester too!

Chardlettuce · 15/01/2022 22:22

Yes, but he was born in another country, continent even.

Weredone · 15/01/2022 22:23

I also read that as foetus !

girafferafferaffe · 15/01/2022 22:27

Like uncle fester ??

KloppsTeeth · 16/01/2022 01:36

Festus- patron saint of Festivus for the rest of us?

ArnoldBee · 16/01/2022 01:40

It's from a poem by Philip James Bailey if I remember correctly. Was very famous in its day.

New posts on this thread. Refresh page